1 00:00:01,436 --> 00:00:06,658 [waves crashing] [birds chirping] 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 4 00:00:10,271 --> 00:00:13,187 [dramatic music] 5 00:00:33,729 --> 00:00:36,253 [Sam gasps] 6 00:00:37,515 --> 00:00:42,781 [heart beating] [Sam panting] 7 00:00:46,437 --> 00:00:47,438 - Hey. 8 00:00:49,005 --> 00:00:49,919 Virginia? 9 00:00:51,355 --> 00:00:52,835 Hey. 10 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:54,228 Hey. 11 00:00:54,358 --> 00:00:55,359 Virginia. 12 00:00:57,318 --> 00:00:58,319 Virginia. 13 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:00,582 Hey. 14 00:01:00,712 --> 00:01:02,192 Hey. 15 00:01:02,323 --> 00:01:04,281 No, no, no, no, no, no. 16 00:01:04,412 --> 00:01:05,369 No. 17 00:01:07,415 --> 00:01:08,633 Help. 18 00:01:08,764 --> 00:01:11,462 [tense music] 19 00:01:12,942 --> 00:01:18,165 [Sam panting] [tense music] 20 00:01:37,184 --> 00:01:38,141 Jesus. 21 00:01:39,534 --> 00:01:43,799 - Tonight you will be part of big stage history 22 00:01:45,061 --> 00:01:48,978 as we welcome back the king of comedy himself, 23 00:01:49,979 --> 00:01:51,241 Dom Fletcher. 24 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:57,334 [crowd cheering] [upbeat drum music] 25 00:01:57,465 --> 00:02:01,077 [MC speaks indistinctly] 26 00:02:02,470 --> 00:02:03,862 - [Dom] "Per your contract, 27 00:02:03,993 --> 00:02:05,255 you are required to perform tonight." 28 00:02:08,302 --> 00:02:09,259 I won't. 29 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,392 I won't come on stage. 30 00:02:11,522 --> 00:02:12,610 - [Crew Memberr] Mr. Fletcher. 31 00:02:12,741 --> 00:02:13,872 Mr. Fletcher, you're on. 32 00:02:14,003 --> 00:02:15,222 - [Dom] I'm not. 33 00:02:15,352 --> 00:02:16,353 - [Crew Memberr] Mr. Fletcher, hello? 34 00:02:16,484 --> 00:02:19,139 [door knocks] 35 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:23,969 - [Dom] They want a performance, 36 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:26,668 I'll give them a performance. 37 00:02:27,669 --> 00:02:30,280 - [MC] There is Dom Fletcher. 38 00:02:32,935 --> 00:02:33,892 - [Dom] Thank you. 39 00:02:34,023 --> 00:02:35,720 Thank you, no, thank you. 40 00:02:35,851 --> 00:02:37,766 And now for my final act. 41 00:02:37,896 --> 00:02:38,984 [gun clicks] 42 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:40,290 [gun fires] 43 00:02:40,421 --> 00:02:42,031 [gun clatters] [body thuds] 44 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,990 [crowd screams] 45 00:02:46,557 --> 00:02:48,994 [dramatic music] 46 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:51,301 - If you loved our last performer, Layne Brown, 47 00:02:51,432 --> 00:02:52,911 you're in for a treat. 48 00:02:53,042 --> 00:02:55,914 A homegrown talent, a Reno boy through and through, 49 00:02:56,045 --> 00:02:59,744 please put your hands together for Sam Reinhold. 50 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:00,919 [audience applauds] 51 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:02,617 - Hey, hey, hey. 52 00:03:02,747 --> 00:03:04,271 Hi everybody, Sam Reinhold. 53 00:03:04,401 --> 00:03:08,231 And in honor of the late great Dom Fletcher, 54 00:03:08,362 --> 00:03:10,451 I brought to the stage a little friend of mine, 55 00:03:10,581 --> 00:03:11,756 his name is Eugene. 56 00:03:11,887 --> 00:03:14,498 Why, hello y'all, I'm Eugene. 57 00:03:14,629 --> 00:03:16,892 Eugene and I are gonna do a little performance for you. 58 00:03:17,022 --> 00:03:19,460 I'm gonna start with some impersonations. 59 00:03:19,590 --> 00:03:21,201 Back in the day, Marlon Brando, 60 00:03:21,331 --> 00:03:24,943 before he became Marlon Brando, tried out to be Yogi Bear. 61 00:03:25,074 --> 00:03:26,249 Remember the cartoon? 62 00:03:26,380 --> 00:03:28,686 This is how that audition sounded. 63 00:03:30,775 --> 00:03:31,820 Hey, boo-boo. 64 00:03:33,169 --> 00:03:36,216 Hey boo-boo, let's go steal some picnic baskets. 65 00:03:36,346 --> 00:03:39,567 Listen, Mr. Ranger, I'm not your average bear. 66 00:03:39,697 --> 00:03:40,698 Boo-boo. 67 00:03:41,873 --> 00:03:42,700 - [Audience Member] Keep your day job. 68 00:03:42,831 --> 00:03:43,832 - Okay. 69 00:03:43,962 --> 00:03:45,529 Now, for a little Sean Connery. 70 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:46,878 There's only five things I like 71 00:03:47,009 --> 00:03:48,445 better than sex in the evening. 72 00:03:48,576 --> 00:03:50,360 Sex in the morning, sex after breakfast, 73 00:03:50,491 --> 00:03:54,277 sex during lunch, sex before dinner, and sex during sex. 74 00:03:54,408 --> 00:03:57,541 The name is Bond, James Bond. 75 00:03:59,151 --> 00:04:00,718 Hello, Miss Moneypenny. [wall knocks] 76 00:04:00,849 --> 00:04:02,067 [painting clatters] 77 00:04:02,198 --> 00:04:03,852 - [Mrs. Winslow] Your Connery blows. 78 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:05,506 - Thanks, Mrs. Winslow. 79 00:04:05,636 --> 00:04:06,985 [phone vibrates] 80 00:04:07,116 --> 00:04:09,597 Ah, look at that, you got a new follower, Sam. 81 00:04:09,727 --> 00:04:11,947 129 followers. 82 00:04:12,077 --> 00:04:15,516 Good for you, fellow, good, good for you. 83 00:04:15,646 --> 00:04:20,303 How does Layne Brown have 8,000 followers and you have 129? 84 00:04:21,217 --> 00:04:23,088 - Sammy, coffee. 85 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:26,483 [phone ringing] 86 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:27,832 Hello? 87 00:04:27,963 --> 00:04:29,530 - [Telemarketer] Mr. Reinhold, do you- 88 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:31,271 - Hey, I told you to take our name off your list. 89 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:33,490 Please. 90 00:04:34,709 --> 00:04:37,320 Hey, Sammy, have a super duper day at work today. 91 00:04:37,451 --> 00:04:39,148 - Oh, I'm running late. 92 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,672 - Hey, your Connery is sounding amazing. 93 00:04:41,803 --> 00:04:44,284 Do not listen to Mrs. Winslow. 94 00:04:45,154 --> 00:04:46,111 - I loves you, Gramps. 95 00:04:46,242 --> 00:04:47,199 - Loves you, boy. 96 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:48,200 - [Sam] Bye-bye. 97 00:04:48,331 --> 00:04:49,027 - Bye-bye-bye-bye. 98 00:04:49,158 --> 00:04:50,159 [door thuds] 99 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,380 [tense music] 100 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:54,816 [goat bleats] 101 00:04:54,946 --> 00:04:56,644 - [Shop Announcer] Manager in aisle 10. 102 00:04:56,774 --> 00:04:58,254 Mr. Van Sickle. 103 00:04:59,037 --> 00:05:01,736 [tense music] 104 00:05:03,259 --> 00:05:05,653 - [Connie] Yeah, we only take real money here. 105 00:05:05,783 --> 00:05:07,698 - Well, that's not what that says. 106 00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:10,484 [tense music] 107 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:15,053 - Can I get security on register three, please. 108 00:05:17,882 --> 00:05:19,188 - [Walter] Security? 109 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,407 Really? 110 00:05:20,537 --> 00:05:22,104 - Seriously, Connie? 111 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:24,411 Hi. 112 00:05:24,541 --> 00:05:26,282 Yeah, we'll get all this sorted out, don't worry. 113 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:29,938 - You are the rock against which the darkness breaks. 114 00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:34,203 - You are the rock against which the darkness breaks. 115 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:38,250 You are the rock against which the darkness breaks. 116 00:05:38,381 --> 00:05:39,687 You are the rock, 117 00:05:42,124 --> 00:05:43,473 hey, Mr. Van Sickle. 118 00:05:43,604 --> 00:05:45,475 - What in the Sam Hill are you doing? 119 00:05:45,606 --> 00:05:47,216 For the better part of four years, 120 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,392 you have wasted my time with your half-ass theatrics 121 00:05:49,523 --> 00:05:51,612 and your crappy impersonations. 122 00:05:51,742 --> 00:05:53,657 You talk to yourself like an idiot. 123 00:05:53,788 --> 00:05:55,224 You're a slacker. 124 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,834 You waste my time. 125 00:05:56,965 --> 00:05:58,053 When you waste my time, you waste your time 126 00:05:58,183 --> 00:05:59,359 'cause your time is my time. 127 00:05:59,489 --> 00:06:00,795 Here's your mop. 128 00:06:00,925 --> 00:06:02,797 Oh, and one last thing, okay? 129 00:06:02,927 --> 00:06:05,103 Women's bathroom, it's like a murder scene in there. 130 00:06:05,234 --> 00:06:06,931 Have a super duper day. 131 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:12,502 - Well, that is some wild and crazy stuff, Ed. 132 00:06:12,633 --> 00:06:14,504 That is some wild and crazy stuff. 133 00:06:14,635 --> 00:06:16,288 I am the great Zambini. 134 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:18,769 - Ha-ha-ha, you are correct, Sir. 135 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:19,814 [Sam laughs] 136 00:06:19,944 --> 00:06:21,337 - Well, thank you. Ed. 137 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:22,904 - Why do you only seem real 138 00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:24,427 when you're doing someone else's voice? 139 00:06:24,558 --> 00:06:25,559 - I don't know. 140 00:06:25,689 --> 00:06:27,430 I guess I have nothing to say. 141 00:06:29,127 --> 00:06:31,303 - You should have had something you say to Van Sickle today, 142 00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:32,783 I know that much. 143 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:34,872 - [Sam] You saw that, huh? 144 00:06:35,003 --> 00:06:36,134 - Yep. 145 00:06:36,265 --> 00:06:37,571 The guy's such a bully. 146 00:06:39,486 --> 00:06:41,183 You're getting better. 147 00:06:41,313 --> 00:06:42,663 - At what? 148 00:06:42,793 --> 00:06:44,142 - Your voices. 149 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:46,362 - Thanks. 150 00:06:47,711 --> 00:06:49,800 - Our next guest has been entertaining audiences 151 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:53,195 from Japan to Russia to- 152 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:56,416 - All right, Grandpa, I'll see you in the morning. 153 00:06:56,546 --> 00:06:58,113 - Hey, Sammy, where are you going? 154 00:06:58,243 --> 00:07:00,724 You always used to love to watch this show with me. 155 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:03,988 - I'm gonna go perform, I'm going to the club. 156 00:07:04,119 --> 00:07:08,210 - Sammy, there are two things I remember 157 00:07:08,340 --> 00:07:10,212 about my life vividly. 158 00:07:11,126 --> 00:07:12,519 My fishing trips with you. 159 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:14,216 - Yeah, quicksand. 160 00:07:14,346 --> 00:07:15,043 - I saved your life. 161 00:07:15,173 --> 00:07:16,392 - But I lost the boots. 162 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:18,133 - There's a cost to everything. 163 00:07:18,263 --> 00:07:19,482 [Sam laughs] Okay, fishing 164 00:07:19,613 --> 00:07:22,398 and us watching this show together. 165 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:24,966 Come on, we never missed an episode. 166 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:27,708 - All right. 167 00:07:27,838 --> 00:07:29,274 I was gonna leave a little early but- 168 00:07:29,405 --> 00:07:31,755 - Yeah, no. - I'll stay for a minute. 169 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:33,235 - Don't forget, Sam, 170 00:07:33,365 --> 00:07:35,498 it was always your dream to be right here 171 00:07:35,629 --> 00:07:36,673 on The Latest Show. 172 00:07:36,804 --> 00:07:38,762 - Yeah, it still is. 173 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:40,982 - And you're gonna make it. 174 00:07:41,112 --> 00:07:42,200 - Owen? 175 00:07:42,331 --> 00:07:43,288 Owen, how you doing? 176 00:07:43,419 --> 00:07:44,986 - [Owen] I'm doing fine. 177 00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:46,901 So happy to be here, Jack. 178 00:07:47,031 --> 00:07:48,946 - Was he some kind of big deal? 179 00:07:49,077 --> 00:07:50,557 - This guy? - Yeah, this guy. 180 00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:52,123 - That's Dom Fletcher, this guy's a legend. 181 00:07:52,254 --> 00:07:53,473 - He's been good to me. - [Grandpa] Well, 182 00:07:53,603 --> 00:07:54,952 they were playing his last episode 183 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:56,737 'cause you know, the gruesome death. 184 00:07:56,867 --> 00:07:59,348 - [Sam] He was an original, he was quite unique. 185 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:03,657 - Marlon Brando was the last original actor 186 00:08:03,787 --> 00:08:05,180 to come outta Hollywood. 187 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:07,225 And everybody else is just imitating him. 188 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:11,578 You know, naturalism and activism and- 189 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:14,015 - Naturalism and activism. 190 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:16,757 - I've been dying to ask you all these years. 191 00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:18,541 - Yes, well go for it, it's your job. 192 00:08:18,672 --> 00:08:20,848 Yes, yeah, yeah, it's part of the job description. 193 00:08:20,978 --> 00:08:23,415 - No kidding, it's his job, Dom. 194 00:08:23,546 --> 00:08:26,288 What are you, choking on your own tongue out here? 195 00:08:26,418 --> 00:08:27,594 You're on television. 196 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:30,553 [audience laughing] 197 00:08:30,684 --> 00:08:32,207 - He doesn't mince words, doesn't he? 198 00:08:32,337 --> 00:08:33,164 - No, he does not, no, no. 199 00:08:33,295 --> 00:08:34,731 You had a question? 200 00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,864 - Yeah, yeah, well, I hate to say it, Dom, 201 00:08:36,994 --> 00:08:38,735 but you know when you first started out- 202 00:08:38,866 --> 00:08:40,258 - That's rude, I'm sorry. [audience laughing] 203 00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:43,218 - You weren't exactly, how should I put this? 204 00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:44,567 Refined. 205 00:08:44,698 --> 00:08:45,829 - I wasn't good, Jack, you can say it. 206 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,396 I was crap. 207 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:48,702 - Crap? 208 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:50,573 You sucked, Dom. [audience laughing] 209 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:53,097 - I don't know if I would've put it that way exactly, 210 00:08:53,228 --> 00:08:55,056 but there is some truth to that. 211 00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:56,448 - I'm being ganged up on here. 212 00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:58,407 Yes, but you're both right, yes, yes. 213 00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,887 - Flash-forward a few years, 214 00:09:00,017 --> 00:09:01,671 and then all of a sudden, bam, 215 00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:04,152 you're now a ventriloquist out of nowhere 216 00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:05,806 and you're on top of the world. 217 00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:07,764 - [Dom] Yeah. - [Jack] Explain this to me. 218 00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:08,809 - Ventriloquism? 219 00:09:08,939 --> 00:09:09,897 [audience laughs] 220 00:09:10,027 --> 00:09:11,812 - No, I know what you mean. 221 00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:13,857 Representation, Jack, just got some good representation. 222 00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:15,337 - [Jack] Wow. 223 00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:16,860 Could you give my number to your agent? 224 00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:18,819 I would like him to represent me please. 225 00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:20,472 - No, I mean, you're doing just fine. 226 00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:22,910 [audience laughing] [Dom speaks faintly] 227 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,825 - All right, I gotta go, Grandpa. 228 00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:26,522 I'll see you in the morning. 229 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,350 - [Grandpa] Break a leg. 230 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:29,525 And remember- 231 00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:31,135 - [Dom] Isn't that obvious? 232 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:32,397 - I loves you. 233 00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:34,574 - I loves you, Gramps. 234 00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:36,880 - Hey, you know, I think it's about time 235 00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:38,403 to cut the commercial, isn't it? 236 00:09:38,534 --> 00:09:39,840 - You drunk. 237 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:41,581 - I don't know if you guys have noticed, 238 00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:43,974 Patrick Mahomes sounds a lot like Kermit the Frog. 239 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:46,281 Hey-o, it's me, Patrick Mahomes. 240 00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:47,412 Hey. 241 00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:51,634 Jason Momoa and Macho Man Randy Savage. 242 00:09:51,765 --> 00:09:52,722 Oh yeah. 243 00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:54,768 And weirdly enough, 244 00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:56,944 they sound exactly like the Kool-Aid man. 245 00:09:57,074 --> 00:09:58,336 Oh yeah. 246 00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:01,252 Yeah, they really think you suck, Sam. 247 00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:03,777 Of course, then there's Christian Slater and Jack Nicholson. 248 00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:08,477 Listen, you sound like me, you look like me, 249 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,435 you're even doing the eyebrow thing 250 00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:13,264 and it's freaking me out. 251 00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:14,222 Here's Johnny. 252 00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:15,963 That's my line. 253 00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:19,314 - Getting better every time, Sam. 254 00:10:19,444 --> 00:10:20,707 Nobody kills at Shims. 255 00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:23,100 - Yeah, it just feels like dying. 256 00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:25,973 - You gotta be used to it by now. 257 00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:28,628 - Ah. 258 00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:29,759 - Look at this. 259 00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:31,413 - What? 260 00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:35,069 - Gray skies are clearing up, put on that happy face. 261 00:10:35,199 --> 00:10:36,548 - What's this? 262 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:37,680 - You got some fan mail, that's a first. 263 00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:40,509 [tense music] 264 00:10:45,906 --> 00:10:48,343 - "We represent the world's top musicians, 265 00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:52,086 actors, comedians, news anchors, and leader. 266 00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:55,045 We would like to represent you. 267 00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:58,527 Simply sign this invitation and we will be in touch." 268 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,356 [tense music] 269 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,144 - [Dad] Do I love you this much? 270 00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,145 No. 271 00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:09,538 Do I love you this much? 272 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,626 No. 273 00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,497 I love you this much. 274 00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:16,763 Nobody loves you more than Daddy. 275 00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,982 Happy birthday, my Gin Bug. 276 00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,897 - Well, hey, hey, hey, friend. 277 00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:24,640 Oh, what's wrong? 278 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:25,510 You look sad. 279 00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:26,729 Are you okay? 280 00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:32,996 - Today is the anniversary of my dad's death, 281 00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:37,697 and I just wish I could talk to him, that's all. 282 00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:40,787 - Oh. 283 00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:44,529 I'm sorry. 284 00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:51,885 - Why do you have so much pep in your step today? 285 00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:52,929 [Sam laughs] 286 00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:53,887 You get into the no-doz again? 287 00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:55,366 - Nope, nope. 288 00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:57,804 Last night I was at the club, and guess what? 289 00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,153 - Hmm? 290 00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,242 - I got an invitation from an agency. 291 00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:03,548 They wanna represent me. 292 00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:06,334 - Wow. - Yeah. 293 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,249 - What's the agency? 294 00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:09,380 - I don't know. 295 00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:10,686 But they have huge stars. 296 00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,340 Apparently they represent huge stars 297 00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:14,081 and they want to represent me. 298 00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:15,560 - That's great, Sam. 299 00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:16,866 - Yeah. 300 00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:19,173 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 301 00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:21,436 - What did the invitation say? 302 00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:24,700 - Well, it said that I had to sign it. 303 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:27,398 - [Virginia] Was anybody with the invitation or? 304 00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:30,010 - No. 305 00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:31,576 - Did you sign it? 306 00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:33,927 [tense music] 307 00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,015 - Yeah. 308 00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:38,148 Is it weird? 309 00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:41,543 Yeah. 310 00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:45,068 You know what? 311 00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:46,635 It was probably MC Tony. 312 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,245 He's always pranking me and doing stuff like that. 313 00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:51,422 He was probably just trying to tease me. 314 00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,469 - I get it. 315 00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:58,908 You wish someone would just waltz in and wave a magic wand, 316 00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:01,955 catapult your career, make everything perfect for you. 317 00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:05,828 Yeah, I wish that was the way life worked. 318 00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:08,483 - [Shop Announcer] Sam, there's a cleanup on aisle five. 319 00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:09,876 Cleanup on aisle five. 320 00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:11,181 - There's a cleanup on aisle five. 321 00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:12,661 - Hmm. 322 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:13,444 - I gotta go clean it up. - That's you. 323 00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:15,185 - That's me, yeah. 324 00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:18,188 Hey, I'm sorry you're feeling sad today. 325 00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:21,278 [gentle music] 326 00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:22,366 Bye. 327 00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:24,368 - [Virginia] Hey, Sam? 328 00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:25,587 - Yeah? 329 00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:26,718 - Fuerte. 330 00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:30,331 - For my next impressions, 331 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,117 I'm gonna impersonate Billy Bob Thornton's character 332 00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:38,861 from Sling Blade giving Christopher Walken directions. 333 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:43,605 Take a right, then left, mm-hmm. 334 00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:46,347 Then walk down, hmm, take a right. 335 00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:48,436 Don't understand what you're saying. 336 00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:51,961 You said take a right then a left or left then a right? 337 00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:55,573 I'm walking here and I'm lost and I need help. 338 00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:58,446 I need help, I need some help. 339 00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:01,753 [Sam clears throat] 340 00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:02,885 Oh, gosh. 341 00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:06,628 - There's a guy in the corner booth 342 00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,195 who insists on speaking with you. 343 00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:10,980 Name's Desmond, he's a talent scout. 344 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,243 - Huh. 345 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,637 Let's see what we got here. 346 00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:18,335 - Sam. 347 00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:21,251 The audience was crap tonight. 348 00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:22,862 - Welcome to my life. 349 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,951 - Doesn't have to be like this. 350 00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:27,518 I work for someone, an agent, 351 00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:29,607 who can change everything for you. 352 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:32,872 - Yeah. 353 00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:34,699 What's the hook? 354 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:37,180 [Desmond laughs] [tense music] 355 00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,574 - Come on, Sam, there's no hook. 356 00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,445 We think you have what it takes. 357 00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:44,492 - All right, listen. 358 00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:45,972 I already did the thing 359 00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:47,538 where you pay the agent to represent you 360 00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:48,539 and I'm not gonna fall for that again. 361 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:50,106 - No, no, no, no. 362 00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:52,717 She's legit and she wants what she wants. 363 00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:53,980 And she wants you, Sam. 364 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,852 But it's a one-time offer. 365 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,899 [tense music] 366 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,162 There's the address. 367 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:05,643 [tense music] 368 00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,471 She's expecting you tomorrow. 369 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:14,174 [tense music] [footsteps receding] 370 00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:18,743 - I gotta work tomorrow. 371 00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:23,574 [tense music] 372 00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:25,054 - [Van Sickle] Oh, Connie, 373 00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:27,709 please report to Mr. Van Sickle's office. 374 00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:29,145 - Wow. 375 00:15:29,276 --> 00:15:31,234 They're not even being subtle about it anymore. 376 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,497 - Hey, was it true what you said the other day? 377 00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:36,587 - About you being good at weaseling out of hard work? 378 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:39,373 - No, about me getting better at my impersonations. 379 00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:41,157 - I wouldn't lie to you about that. 380 00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:42,593 - All right, well here's one. 381 00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:45,727 This is Owen Wilson as an OB-GYN. 382 00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,859 It's a girl, wow. 383 00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:52,473 - Yeah, maybe work on that one a little bit more. 384 00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,692 - She's crazy as a road lizard, wow. 385 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:56,868 - [Virginia] Oh gosh, Sam. 386 00:15:57,565 --> 00:16:00,524 [urine sloshing] 387 00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:05,399 - Surprise, surprise. 388 00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:07,053 Look who ain't working. 389 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:09,577 Clean up, aisle nine. 390 00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:11,927 Your mop awaits, Princess. 391 00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,496 - [Store Announcer] Sam, please report to the trash room 392 00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:17,411 for box breakdown. 393 00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:18,325 Sam. 394 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:21,110 [tense music] 395 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,600 [engine revving] 396 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,961 [door thuds] 397 00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,136 [alarm beeps] 398 00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:50,096 [birds calling] 399 00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:01,237 - Hello, Mr. Reinhold. 400 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,805 We've been expecting you. 401 00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:06,634 [gate creaks] 402 00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:10,159 Follow me. 403 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:13,597 [footsteps clopping] 404 00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:36,620 [tense music] [footsteps approaching] 405 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,151 - Welcome, Sam. 406 00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:52,201 I've been in this business for a long time, Sam, 407 00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:56,031 and I know talent when I see it, and you have it. 408 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,293 - Thanks. 409 00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:58,468 - Are you thirsty? 410 00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,775 - Yeah, I'm a little thirsty. 411 00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:06,041 Hmm, thanks. 412 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,957 [lively music] 413 00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:17,096 - I never want you to be thirsty, Sam, ever again. 414 00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:20,360 You have greatness in you, 415 00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:25,452 but no one sees it and no one ever will, 416 00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:28,368 unless someone brings it out of you. 417 00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:33,895 Do you currently have representation, Sam? 418 00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:39,161 - No. 419 00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:42,425 No. 420 00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,385 No, I'm on my own. 421 00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:47,430 - Well, then it's simple, let me represent you. 422 00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:52,218 - It sounds great. 423 00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:54,829 It also just sounds too good to be true. 424 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:57,266 How do I know it's real? 425 00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:59,312 - I thought you'd never ask. 426 00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:02,184 [lively music] 427 00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:09,626 Look. 428 00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:15,023 See what I could give you. 429 00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:24,163 [lively music] [visions whooshing] 430 00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,475 - How- - I know where you've been. 431 00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:34,869 Now it's up to you where you go. 432 00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:38,829 All you've ever dreamt of, Sam, really can be yours. 433 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,918 It's all right in front of you. 434 00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:47,186 - Where do I sign? 435 00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:49,275 [Madam laughs] [Sam laughs] 436 00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:54,671 - From now on, this will be in your act. 437 00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:56,020 Thank you, Sarah. 438 00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:02,244 [tense music] 439 00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:06,857 - A puppet? 440 00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:09,730 You want me to perform with a puppet? 441 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,253 By the way, 442 00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:12,950 that is the creepiest little puppet I've ever seen. 443 00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:14,778 - Well, I think he's kind of handsome. 444 00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:18,434 Just like you, Sam. 445 00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:21,872 [tense music] 446 00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:27,356 From the Maori and Inuit to the Zulu and ancient Greeks, 447 00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:29,967 ventriloquism is a sacred practice 448 00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:33,493 that has been part of the human experience for eons, 449 00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:36,278 and it's power lives on. 450 00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:40,978 - Then why are people with puppets on kids TV programs? 451 00:20:41,109 --> 00:20:44,199 - [Madam] Because like many ancient rituals and beliefs, 452 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:47,420 ventriloquism slowly made its way into the mainstream. 453 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,857 - Kinda like Hasbro and Ouija boards. 454 00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:53,948 - Take it or leave it. 455 00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,993 This is the only way we work. 456 00:20:57,081 --> 00:21:02,043 [tense music] [voices whispering] 457 00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:06,439 [Sam chuckles] 458 00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:07,527 - Ah. 459 00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:10,181 Where's the pen? 460 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:13,097 [Madam laughs] 461 00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:19,408 - Oh dear, these sorts of things aren't forged in ink. 462 00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:22,933 [tense music] 463 00:21:41,169 --> 00:21:42,649 Have a seat, Sam. 464 00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:50,309 - This is cool. 465 00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:52,746 Ow. 466 00:21:52,876 --> 00:21:55,531 [tense music] 467 00:22:01,929 --> 00:22:02,930 - [Madam] We're done here. 468 00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:04,497 - Oh, what about the dummy? 469 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,673 - He'll be delivered soon. 470 00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:11,025 Just one more thing. 471 00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:16,857 [tense music] [heart beating] 472 00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:21,383 [camera flicks] 473 00:22:21,514 --> 00:22:23,342 Welcome to the agency. 474 00:22:24,734 --> 00:22:25,648 - Yeah. 475 00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:29,652 - [Sarah] Follow me. 476 00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:37,965 [Sam panting] [water splashing] 477 00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:39,270 [doorbell rings] 478 00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:40,097 - [Grandpa] Sam? 479 00:22:40,228 --> 00:22:41,272 [Grandpa coughs] 480 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:42,491 The door. 481 00:22:43,449 --> 00:22:48,584 [birds chirping] [dogs barking] 482 00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:51,282 [phone rings] 483 00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:52,501 - [Telemarketer] Mr. Reinhold- 484 00:22:52,632 --> 00:22:53,937 - Stop calling here, please. 485 00:22:54,068 --> 00:22:54,982 - [Telemarketer] Do you have a moment- 486 00:22:55,112 --> 00:22:57,811 [phone thuds] 487 00:23:05,035 --> 00:23:07,603 [Grandpa coughing] 488 00:23:07,734 --> 00:23:09,344 - What is this here? 489 00:23:19,049 --> 00:23:20,573 [Sam laughs] 490 00:23:20,703 --> 00:23:23,402 [tense music] 491 00:23:23,532 --> 00:23:27,536 No one cared who I was until I put on the mask. 492 00:23:30,626 --> 00:23:32,019 [Sam laughs] 493 00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:33,150 Nerd. 494 00:23:34,935 --> 00:23:35,979 All right. 495 00:23:44,945 --> 00:23:45,685 [eerie music] 496 00:23:45,815 --> 00:23:49,210 Oh, son of a, 497 00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:53,344 how the heck did you get here, you freaky little thing? 498 00:23:54,824 --> 00:23:57,827 So looks like we're gonna be working together soon, huh? 499 00:23:57,958 --> 00:24:00,351 Sam, it's nice to meet you. 500 00:24:01,744 --> 00:24:05,661 Hi, Sam, it's nice to meet you. 501 00:24:07,228 --> 00:24:08,185 Oh. 502 00:24:11,014 --> 00:24:13,060 Hi, Grandpa. 503 00:24:15,628 --> 00:24:16,759 - Jesus, Mary and Joseph. 504 00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:18,108 What, there's two of you now? 505 00:24:18,239 --> 00:24:19,066 [Sam laughs] 506 00:24:19,196 --> 00:24:20,502 It's just a prop. 507 00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:22,852 I'm gonna work it into my new act. 508 00:24:22,983 --> 00:24:24,463 And do you know why? 509 00:24:24,593 --> 00:24:25,768 - [Grandpa] No. 510 00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:29,990 - Because your grandson got a new agent. 511 00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:31,034 Yeah. 512 00:24:31,165 --> 00:24:32,558 She gave me the prop 513 00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:33,820 because she thinks it's gonna help my career. 514 00:24:33,950 --> 00:24:34,777 - Oh, Sam. 515 00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:36,126 Sam, this is huge. 516 00:24:36,257 --> 00:24:37,563 A new agent. 517 00:24:37,693 --> 00:24:38,955 Oh, Sam, this is big news, this is serious. 518 00:24:39,086 --> 00:24:40,783 And what, she found you at the club? 519 00:24:40,914 --> 00:24:43,917 - Well, I mean, her talent scout, yeah, yeah. 520 00:24:44,047 --> 00:24:45,179 - Yeah. - Yeah. 521 00:24:45,309 --> 00:24:46,746 Hey, guess what? - [Grandpa] What? 522 00:24:46,876 --> 00:24:48,487 - Something in the mail just came for you 523 00:24:48,617 --> 00:24:50,489 that is gonna make your life a heck of a lot easier. 524 00:24:50,619 --> 00:24:51,446 - Okay. 525 00:24:51,577 --> 00:24:52,273 - All right, you ready? 526 00:24:52,403 --> 00:24:53,404 - Yep. 527 00:24:55,058 --> 00:24:56,625 - There we go. 528 00:24:56,756 --> 00:25:00,150 - Okay, I am guessing this is a new case of nymph flies 529 00:25:00,281 --> 00:25:02,152 for our next fishing trip. 530 00:25:02,283 --> 00:25:04,938 - I wish we could afford a fishing trip. 531 00:25:05,068 --> 00:25:06,766 But it is the next best thing. 532 00:25:06,896 --> 00:25:08,028 You ready for this? - [Grandpa] Yep. 533 00:25:08,158 --> 00:25:08,811 - I want you to close your eyes. 534 00:25:08,942 --> 00:25:09,812 - Okay. 535 00:25:09,943 --> 00:25:10,944 - Keep them closed. 536 00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:13,512 Ta-da. 537 00:25:14,643 --> 00:25:16,036 - Hey. 538 00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:17,516 - [Sam] Yeah, I took your Medicaid check, 539 00:25:17,646 --> 00:25:18,473 I got you a brand new oxygen machine. 540 00:25:18,604 --> 00:25:19,909 - Oh, whoopy. 541 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,041 - It's battery operated, voice controlled, 542 00:25:21,171 --> 00:25:22,129 it's light as a feather. 543 00:25:22,259 --> 00:25:23,478 You don't have to walk around 544 00:25:23,609 --> 00:25:24,958 with that tank of oxygen anymore. 545 00:25:25,088 --> 00:25:26,481 - You know, the doctor was telling me 546 00:25:26,612 --> 00:25:28,962 not to become addicted to oxygen. 547 00:25:29,092 --> 00:25:30,703 Too much O2 not good for you. 548 00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:35,229 - You can't look a gift horse in the mouth, Wilbert. 549 00:25:36,883 --> 00:25:37,971 [Grandpa laughs] 550 00:25:38,101 --> 00:25:38,972 - Don't gimme, Ed. 551 00:25:39,102 --> 00:25:40,277 Don't gimme Ed. 552 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:42,366 Where's my tank? 553 00:25:42,497 --> 00:25:43,542 - [Sam] It's right here. 554 00:25:43,672 --> 00:25:45,282 Tell it, say, "Turn on machine." 555 00:25:45,413 --> 00:25:47,676 - Turn on machine. 556 00:25:47,807 --> 00:25:50,897 Oh no, I've entered a whole new world. 557 00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:53,421 [phone rings] 558 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,075 - [Sam] Hello. 559 00:25:55,205 --> 00:25:57,033 You've reached the Reinholds, you know what to do. 560 00:25:58,252 --> 00:25:59,340 - [Telemarketer] Mr. Reinhold, I'm sorry, Mr- 561 00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:01,081 - Hey, I said stop calling here. 562 00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:02,343 You've gotta stop calling. 563 00:26:02,473 --> 00:26:04,084 This is basically harassment. 564 00:26:04,214 --> 00:26:05,259 We are not interested. 565 00:26:05,389 --> 00:26:07,174 Stop calling this number. 566 00:26:07,304 --> 00:26:08,567 Golly. 567 00:26:08,697 --> 00:26:13,006 [dial tone ringing] [phone thudding] 568 00:26:13,136 --> 00:26:14,181 What the? 569 00:26:14,311 --> 00:26:17,532 [dial tone ringing] 570 00:26:38,335 --> 00:26:43,340 You have like a little speaker in your head or something? 571 00:26:44,254 --> 00:26:45,386 A battery pack? 572 00:26:46,866 --> 00:26:48,737 You're just a little dummy. 573 00:26:48,868 --> 00:26:51,218 [tense music] 574 00:26:51,348 --> 00:26:54,308 [reality trills] 575 00:27:00,314 --> 00:27:02,533 [Sam imitates dial tone] 576 00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:06,581 [Fergus imitates dial tone] 577 00:27:10,106 --> 00:27:11,238 [Sam laughs] 578 00:27:11,368 --> 00:27:14,067 [phone rings] 579 00:27:16,069 --> 00:27:21,422 - Hey, you've called this number 243 times in the last year. 580 00:27:22,118 --> 00:27:23,598 I know who you are. 581 00:27:23,729 --> 00:27:26,993 I know that you are wearing a red sweatshirt. 582 00:27:28,472 --> 00:27:30,083 - [Telemarketer] Who is this? 583 00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:33,826 - Call me Fergus, but you better never call me again. 584 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:35,654 Bye. 585 00:27:36,350 --> 00:27:38,439 [lively music] 586 00:27:38,569 --> 00:27:41,181 [Sam laughs] 587 00:27:41,311 --> 00:27:45,011 - Why Fergus, let's see what else you got. 588 00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:47,404 - Woo. 589 00:27:48,754 --> 00:27:50,799 Well, I guess we can check the old conveyor belt 590 00:27:50,930 --> 00:27:51,931 off the list, huh? 591 00:27:52,061 --> 00:27:53,410 - Yeah, I guess that means 592 00:27:53,541 --> 00:27:54,847 we've pretty much done it everywhere. 593 00:27:54,977 --> 00:27:55,499 - Almost. 594 00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:57,066 - Uh-huh. 595 00:27:57,197 --> 00:27:57,937 - Oh. - Oh. 596 00:27:58,067 --> 00:27:59,242 - Oh. 597 00:27:59,373 --> 00:28:00,330 - I have to pee. 598 00:28:00,461 --> 00:28:01,941 - Yeah, you do. - Mm. 599 00:28:02,071 --> 00:28:03,159 [Van Sickle laughs] 600 00:28:03,290 --> 00:28:04,595 At least you get to look at that. 601 00:28:04,726 --> 00:28:05,640 - Yeah. 602 00:28:05,771 --> 00:28:08,164 Makes me want to go boom. 603 00:28:09,122 --> 00:28:11,951 [phone ringing] 604 00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:17,304 Yeah, Van Sickle, manager of everything. 605 00:28:18,479 --> 00:28:21,003 - [Fergus] I know you're with that whore, Bobby. 606 00:28:21,134 --> 00:28:22,570 - Karen, honey? 607 00:28:23,963 --> 00:28:26,661 - After 20 years of marriage, this is what you do? 608 00:28:26,792 --> 00:28:28,968 I hope you get gonorrhea and die. 609 00:28:29,098 --> 00:28:30,143 - [Van Sickle] No. 610 00:28:30,839 --> 00:28:31,971 [Sam laughs] 611 00:28:32,101 --> 00:28:33,146 - Gonorrhea, Fergus? 612 00:28:33,276 --> 00:28:34,713 [Fergus laughs] 613 00:28:34,843 --> 00:28:37,803 - Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be amazed. 614 00:28:37,933 --> 00:28:40,414 For the first time ever here at Shims, 615 00:28:40,544 --> 00:28:43,504 Sam and his little friend, Fergus. 616 00:28:43,634 --> 00:28:46,812 [audience applauds] 617 00:28:48,378 --> 00:28:50,032 Okay. 618 00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:53,427 To demonstrate the world-class impressions of Sam Reinhold, 619 00:28:53,557 --> 00:28:55,951 we're gonna have tonight's audience pick one celebrity 620 00:28:56,082 --> 00:28:59,520 and one cartoon character for Sam to impersonate. 621 00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:01,087 Now let's hear what you've got. 622 00:29:01,217 --> 00:29:02,523 [audience chattering] 623 00:29:02,653 --> 00:29:03,611 - [Audience Member] James Earl Jones. 624 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:05,439 [audience chattering] 625 00:29:05,569 --> 00:29:07,049 - Which celebrity would you like to hear Sam impersonate? 626 00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:08,485 - [Audience Member] Jimmy Stewart. 627 00:29:08,616 --> 00:29:09,748 - Now can I get a cartoon character? 628 00:29:09,878 --> 00:29:11,358 [audience chattering] 629 00:29:11,488 --> 00:29:15,492 Something tells me you've got a cartoon character in mind. 630 00:29:15,623 --> 00:29:18,147 [audience member whispers] 631 00:29:18,278 --> 00:29:19,235 Got it. 632 00:29:19,366 --> 00:29:21,237 Okay, Sam. 633 00:29:21,368 --> 00:29:23,762 Jimmy Stewart and Miss Piggy. 634 00:29:23,892 --> 00:29:26,112 [audience applauds] - Oh, okay. 635 00:29:26,242 --> 00:29:27,026 All right. 636 00:29:27,156 --> 00:29:28,027 - [Tony] Good luck. 637 00:29:28,157 --> 00:29:29,332 - Let's see what I got. 638 00:29:29,463 --> 00:29:31,117 Okay. [audience applauding] 639 00:29:31,247 --> 00:29:36,470 [tense music] [reality trills] 640 00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:40,517 ♪ Buffalo girls can't you come out tonight ♪ 641 00:29:40,648 --> 00:29:41,780 ♪ Can't you come out tonight 642 00:29:41,910 --> 00:29:43,520 ♪ Can't you come out tonight 643 00:29:43,651 --> 00:29:46,262 ♪ Buffalo girls can't you come out tonight ♪ 644 00:29:46,393 --> 00:29:51,137 ♪ And dance by the light of the moon ♪ 645 00:29:54,183 --> 00:29:56,882 What'd you wish for when you threw that rock? 646 00:29:57,012 --> 00:30:00,233 - [Fergus] Well, if I tell you it won't come true. 647 00:30:00,363 --> 00:30:02,888 - What is it that you want, Mary? 648 00:30:04,193 --> 00:30:05,412 You want the moon? 649 00:30:06,717 --> 00:30:08,241 Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it 650 00:30:08,371 --> 00:30:09,764 and I'll pull it down. 651 00:30:10,634 --> 00:30:13,507 Say, that's a pretty good idea. 652 00:30:14,377 --> 00:30:15,509 I'll get you the moon, Mary. 653 00:30:15,639 --> 00:30:18,077 - I think I'd like that, Jimmy. 654 00:30:18,947 --> 00:30:20,862 [audience laughs] 655 00:30:20,993 --> 00:30:22,821 - I'm not Jimmy, I'm George. 656 00:30:22,951 --> 00:30:23,909 - What? 657 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,520 No, you are not, you're Jimmy. 658 00:30:26,650 --> 00:30:27,913 [audience laughs] 659 00:30:28,043 --> 00:30:29,218 - Actually, Miss Piggy, hold on a second, 660 00:30:29,349 --> 00:30:31,003 we're in a major motion picture 661 00:30:31,133 --> 00:30:32,569 and we're doing a scene here and I'm playing a character. 662 00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:34,006 I'm George Bailey and you are Mary. 663 00:30:34,136 --> 00:30:37,009 - I'm not Mary, silly, I'm Miss Piggy. 664 00:30:37,792 --> 00:30:39,185 - Okay, hold on a second. 665 00:30:39,315 --> 00:30:41,274 Mr. Capra, Frank, we gotta cut, we gotta cut. 666 00:30:41,404 --> 00:30:43,580 The pig here, she's ruining the scene. 667 00:30:43,711 --> 00:30:45,539 - Pig? [audience laughing] 668 00:30:45,669 --> 00:30:47,454 I'll show you pig, Jimmy. 669 00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:49,282 Moi's ruining the scene? 670 00:30:49,412 --> 00:30:50,674 Here's what I think of that. 671 00:30:50,805 --> 00:30:51,719 Hiiiya. 672 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:58,117 [upbeat music] [audience applauds] 673 00:30:59,205 --> 00:31:02,208 - Ladies and gentlemen, Sam and Fergus. 674 00:31:05,472 --> 00:31:07,256 Wow. [audience applauding] 675 00:31:07,387 --> 00:31:09,389 Whoa. [upbeat music] 676 00:31:09,519 --> 00:31:10,825 Look at that. 677 00:31:11,739 --> 00:31:12,740 - Yeah. 678 00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:17,223 That's crazy. 679 00:31:17,353 --> 00:31:18,354 - Sam. 680 00:31:18,485 --> 00:31:19,834 How long have you been working 681 00:31:19,965 --> 00:31:21,357 on that Jimmy Stewart impersonation? 682 00:31:21,488 --> 00:31:22,881 - I don't know, Tony, my whole life. 683 00:31:23,011 --> 00:31:24,491 - That was incredible. 684 00:31:24,621 --> 00:31:26,362 I've never seen anyone slay a crowd like that, 685 00:31:26,493 --> 00:31:28,756 especially one of our crowds. 686 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,105 If you keep performing like that, 687 00:31:30,236 --> 00:31:31,585 I'm gonna give you Friday night. 688 00:31:31,715 --> 00:31:35,197 - Oh, you better not be teasing me, Tony. 689 00:31:35,328 --> 00:31:37,504 Hey, you won't regret it, Tony. 690 00:31:37,634 --> 00:31:38,809 - Fergus. 691 00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:40,289 - [Sam] Come here, gonna hug you. 692 00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:41,551 - [Tony] Ah. - [Sam] I'm gonna hug you. 693 00:31:41,682 --> 00:31:42,248 - [Tony] Get away from me. 694 00:31:42,378 --> 00:31:43,510 - Yeah. 695 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:46,817 Yeah, you little freaky little guy. 696 00:31:47,993 --> 00:31:50,517 You've caught my employer's attention, Sam. 697 00:31:50,647 --> 00:31:52,301 Keep it up. 698 00:31:52,432 --> 00:31:54,913 And every time you and Fergus post on social media, 699 00:31:55,043 --> 00:31:59,569 you'll be paid $5,000 a story and 10 grand a post. 700 00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:02,616 Now, I know, that's not much, 701 00:32:02,746 --> 00:32:05,532 but not bad for a day's work, right? 702 00:32:07,577 --> 00:32:10,667 Thank you, man, that's a lot. 703 00:32:10,798 --> 00:32:11,712 Yeah, that's, 704 00:32:11,842 --> 00:32:13,453 thank you, Desmond. 705 00:32:13,583 --> 00:32:15,281 [upbeat music] 706 00:32:15,411 --> 00:32:18,588 All right, Fergus, let's make $10,000. 707 00:32:18,719 --> 00:32:19,676 You ready? 708 00:32:19,807 --> 00:32:21,287 Say cheese. 709 00:32:21,417 --> 00:32:22,941 - Cheese. 710 00:32:23,071 --> 00:32:25,856 [upbeat music] 711 00:32:31,297 --> 00:32:33,952 [tense music] 712 00:32:38,869 --> 00:32:40,175 - [Fergus] Virginia. 713 00:32:40,306 --> 00:32:41,872 Shouldn't you be on registers? 714 00:32:42,003 --> 00:32:45,050 - Yeah, Connie, Van Sickle already approved my break 715 00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:46,573 so you don't need to, 716 00:32:46,703 --> 00:32:47,922 I thought we're off until- 717 00:32:48,053 --> 00:32:49,271 [Virginia gasps] 718 00:32:49,402 --> 00:32:50,098 [Sam laughs] 719 00:32:50,229 --> 00:32:51,360 - I got you. 720 00:32:51,491 --> 00:32:53,188 - What the heck is that? 721 00:32:53,319 --> 00:32:56,061 - My name is Sam Reinhold and I run a family business. 722 00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:59,586 And this is my son and my business partner, Fergus. 723 00:32:59,716 --> 00:33:01,980 - Okay, but how did you just do Connie's voice like that? 724 00:33:02,110 --> 00:33:04,504 - It's just no big deal, it's something I'm working on. 725 00:33:04,634 --> 00:33:06,680 I got a new prop, new act. 726 00:33:06,810 --> 00:33:07,637 Virginia, meet Fergus. 727 00:33:07,768 --> 00:33:08,943 Fergus, meet Virginia. 728 00:33:09,074 --> 00:33:10,336 - Nice to meet you, Fergus. 729 00:33:10,466 --> 00:33:12,947 - It's nice to meet you, Virginia. 730 00:33:17,734 --> 00:33:18,779 - Wow. 731 00:33:21,303 --> 00:33:22,870 You look nice. 732 00:33:23,827 --> 00:33:24,915 Different. 733 00:33:25,046 --> 00:33:25,873 - Yeah. 734 00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:27,353 Yeah, I feel a bit different. 735 00:33:27,483 --> 00:33:28,919 - Now all you need is a haircut. 736 00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:30,138 - Okay. 737 00:33:30,269 --> 00:33:31,226 What have we got here? 738 00:33:31,357 --> 00:33:32,401 What is this? 739 00:33:33,576 --> 00:33:35,056 - Look at these. 740 00:33:35,187 --> 00:33:37,537 Do you remember my first team meeting? 741 00:33:37,667 --> 00:33:39,756 They asked us to do vision boards. 742 00:33:39,887 --> 00:33:40,931 It's like three years ago. 743 00:33:41,062 --> 00:33:42,063 - Yeah, I remember that. 744 00:33:42,194 --> 00:33:43,499 - Mm-hmm. 745 00:33:44,239 --> 00:33:45,632 - Hold on a minute. 746 00:33:45,762 --> 00:33:47,242 So you've wanted to be a biomedical engineer 747 00:33:47,373 --> 00:33:49,331 since you started working at the store? 748 00:33:49,462 --> 00:33:50,158 - Mm-hmm. 749 00:33:50,289 --> 00:33:51,246 - Wow. 750 00:33:51,377 --> 00:33:53,161 - Six and a half semesters. 751 00:33:53,292 --> 00:33:54,597 I don't have enough time or money, 752 00:33:54,728 --> 00:33:57,687 which means that I will graduate in three years, 753 00:33:57,818 --> 00:33:58,688 give or take. 754 00:33:58,819 --> 00:33:59,515 - Wow. 755 00:33:59,646 --> 00:34:00,995 - Hard work. 756 00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:02,170 Proofs in the pudding. 757 00:34:02,301 --> 00:34:03,998 - Did somebody say pudding? 758 00:34:04,129 --> 00:34:05,086 - No, Sam. 759 00:34:05,217 --> 00:34:06,392 [Sam laughs] 760 00:34:06,522 --> 00:34:08,350 - All right, robotic arm, I get that, 761 00:34:08,481 --> 00:34:09,960 the organs, I understand, you got the medical stuff. 762 00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:11,614 The cross is obvious. 763 00:34:12,441 --> 00:34:14,095 But this. 764 00:34:14,226 --> 00:34:16,054 Why do you have a scale of justice on your vision board? 765 00:34:16,184 --> 00:34:18,099 - My dad, he was a lawyer. 766 00:34:18,230 --> 00:34:19,622 - Really? 767 00:34:19,753 --> 00:34:21,581 - Mm-hmm, and his dad, lawmen all the way back. 768 00:34:21,711 --> 00:34:23,539 - Huh, that's impressive. 769 00:34:23,670 --> 00:34:24,540 - Mm-hmm. 770 00:34:24,671 --> 00:34:26,368 - Something tells me 771 00:34:26,499 --> 00:34:28,066 that he wasn't your run-of-the-mill ambulance chaser. 772 00:34:28,196 --> 00:34:30,329 - No, no, far from it. 773 00:34:31,547 --> 00:34:34,942 I mean, he cared about truth and justice 774 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:38,467 and actual people in the courtroom, 775 00:34:38,598 --> 00:34:41,514 even when it wasn't so easy. 776 00:34:41,644 --> 00:34:42,689 Then he died, 777 00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:48,086 and mom offered to pay for law school, 778 00:34:48,216 --> 00:34:50,479 an offer I couldn't refuse. 779 00:34:50,610 --> 00:34:54,353 But a year of contract and civil procedure, 780 00:34:54,483 --> 00:34:59,619 it just showed me that practicing law was not me. 781 00:35:01,011 --> 00:35:02,491 And she said, 782 00:35:02,622 --> 00:35:07,061 "Virginia, you're destroying the family legacy." 783 00:35:07,496 --> 00:35:08,454 - Wow. 784 00:35:08,584 --> 00:35:10,630 - And she cut me off. 785 00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:14,242 - That's rough. 786 00:35:14,373 --> 00:35:15,374 - That's her. 787 00:35:16,201 --> 00:35:17,071 - Yikes. 788 00:35:17,202 --> 00:35:18,942 - So here I am, Sam, 789 00:35:20,944 --> 00:35:22,990 putting myself through school, 790 00:35:24,165 --> 00:35:26,689 putting the super in Super Duper- 791 00:35:26,820 --> 00:35:27,995 - Did somebody say pudding? 792 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,170 - Stop it. 793 00:35:30,563 --> 00:35:33,479 When I should be at the library studying for midterms. 794 00:35:34,654 --> 00:35:37,047 - Well, you want to know what I know? 795 00:35:38,179 --> 00:35:40,268 Your dad would be very proud of you. 796 00:35:40,399 --> 00:35:42,662 [gentle music] 797 00:35:42,792 --> 00:35:45,186 You wanna know why I know that? 798 00:35:45,317 --> 00:35:46,927 - [Virginia] Why? 799 00:35:47,754 --> 00:35:49,147 - Because I am. 800 00:35:49,277 --> 00:35:52,062 [gentle music] 801 00:35:54,935 --> 00:35:57,851 - Well, look at these two lovebirds, huh? 802 00:35:57,981 --> 00:35:59,287 Virginia, your break's over, 803 00:35:59,418 --> 00:36:00,941 and the two of you both know the HR rules, 804 00:36:01,071 --> 00:36:03,204 we don't fraternize with coworkers now, do we? 805 00:36:03,335 --> 00:36:04,597 Huh? 806 00:36:04,727 --> 00:36:07,991 Okay, what in the Sam Hill ugly freak thing, 807 00:36:08,122 --> 00:36:09,167 what is that? 808 00:36:09,297 --> 00:36:11,038 You bringing toys to work now? 809 00:36:12,822 --> 00:36:13,867 - We're going. 810 00:36:15,347 --> 00:36:16,348 - Till next time. 811 00:36:21,091 --> 00:36:24,225 - Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking? 812 00:36:25,270 --> 00:36:27,010 Let's raise some hell. 813 00:36:27,141 --> 00:36:28,621 [upbeat music] 814 00:36:28,751 --> 00:36:30,144 Top of the day to ya. 815 00:36:30,275 --> 00:36:31,928 This is your friendly superstore manager, 816 00:36:32,059 --> 00:36:33,626 Robert Van Sickle speaking. 817 00:36:33,756 --> 00:36:35,193 And at Super Duper Superstore, 818 00:36:35,323 --> 00:36:36,672 we honor our customers and animals alike. 819 00:36:36,803 --> 00:36:38,152 And here's a fun fact, 820 00:36:38,283 --> 00:36:40,067 today is National Chicken Day [clucks]. 821 00:36:41,242 --> 00:36:42,504 So in honor of today, 822 00:36:42,635 --> 00:36:44,419 your favorite Super Duper Superstore 823 00:36:44,550 --> 00:36:47,509 is now offering right here and now free rotisserie chicken 824 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,207 to any and all customers. 825 00:36:49,337 --> 00:36:50,643 - Excuse me. 826 00:36:50,773 --> 00:36:52,122 - [Sam] That's right, free, free, free. 827 00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:53,472 Come find me at the chicken heater. 828 00:36:53,602 --> 00:36:56,301 [upbeat music] [customers chattering] 829 00:36:56,431 --> 00:36:57,258 - Thank you. 830 00:36:57,389 --> 00:36:58,694 - I'm the real manager. 831 00:36:58,825 --> 00:37:00,218 Excuse me. - [Customer] Free chicken. 832 00:37:00,348 --> 00:37:01,306 - Sir, hey, these are not free, okay? 833 00:37:01,436 --> 00:37:02,220 They're not free. 834 00:37:02,350 --> 00:37:03,569 Hey. 835 00:37:03,699 --> 00:37:05,310 - [Customer] Here for the free Chicken. 836 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:06,398 - [Customer] Hey, don't touch my chicken. 837 00:37:06,528 --> 00:37:07,747 [Sam and Fergus clucking] 838 00:37:07,877 --> 00:37:09,009 Come find me at the chicken heater. 839 00:37:09,139 --> 00:37:10,271 - You gonna pay for that, ma'am? 840 00:37:10,402 --> 00:37:11,098 - [Sam] I'll have my toothpick in- 841 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:12,447 - Ma'am? 842 00:37:12,578 --> 00:37:13,448 - And there's a V on my belt buckle. 843 00:37:13,579 --> 00:37:16,016 [upbeat music] 844 00:37:18,410 --> 00:37:20,238 - What is going on? 845 00:37:21,935 --> 00:37:23,589 Dear Vanny, I quit. 846 00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:24,677 Sam. 847 00:37:24,807 --> 00:37:26,679 Ha, you don't quit, I fire you. 848 00:37:26,809 --> 00:37:27,593 [cone clutters] 849 00:37:27,723 --> 00:37:30,465 [upbeat music] 850 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:35,818 - Hey, Kermit, back off. 851 00:37:35,949 --> 00:37:37,342 I don't want you steal my kingdom. 852 00:37:37,472 --> 00:37:39,822 [upbeat music] 853 00:37:39,953 --> 00:37:44,044 No, I'm not trying to steal [indistinct]. 854 00:37:44,174 --> 00:37:46,699 Hey, it's not easy being me. 855 00:37:46,829 --> 00:37:49,571 [upbeat music] 856 00:37:57,971 --> 00:38:00,539 - Looking good, Sam. 857 00:38:00,669 --> 00:38:01,888 You're looking good. 858 00:38:02,976 --> 00:38:06,327 [crowd chattering] 859 00:38:06,458 --> 00:38:08,547 - Ladies and gentlemen, for weeks now, 860 00:38:08,677 --> 00:38:11,898 Sam and Fergus have been blowing our minds nightly. 861 00:38:12,028 --> 00:38:13,726 What you are about to witness 862 00:38:13,856 --> 00:38:16,468 has never been attempted on stage. 863 00:38:16,598 --> 00:38:19,079 But right here, right now, 864 00:38:19,209 --> 00:38:23,910 I give you master impressionist, Sam Reinhold. 865 00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,826 [audience applauds] 866 00:38:26,956 --> 00:38:29,785 But first, we need a volunteer. 867 00:38:30,917 --> 00:38:33,398 Oh, we're sure not lacking candidates. 868 00:38:33,528 --> 00:38:34,877 You, the young lady in the blue. 869 00:38:35,008 --> 00:38:36,052 Come on up here. 870 00:38:36,749 --> 00:38:37,532 [audience applauds] 871 00:38:37,663 --> 00:38:38,620 Yes. 872 00:38:39,404 --> 00:38:40,405 And what's your name? 873 00:38:40,535 --> 00:38:41,754 - Beth. 874 00:38:41,884 --> 00:38:43,321 - Beth, thank you so much for coming. 875 00:38:43,451 --> 00:38:44,713 - Yeah, I love Sam and Fergus. 876 00:38:44,844 --> 00:38:46,367 I've been to all their performances, 877 00:38:46,498 --> 00:38:47,673 I think their impressions are unbelievable. 878 00:38:47,803 --> 00:38:49,631 - Well, I know they appreciate that. 879 00:38:49,762 --> 00:38:50,937 - I love you, Sam. 880 00:38:52,155 --> 00:38:54,723 - Well, let's put those skills to the test. 881 00:38:54,854 --> 00:38:55,463 What do you say? 882 00:38:55,594 --> 00:38:56,508 You ready? 883 00:38:56,638 --> 00:38:58,336 [audience applauds] 884 00:38:58,466 --> 00:39:01,817 To prove that this is unrehearsed and unrecorded, 885 00:39:01,948 --> 00:39:03,602 I'm gonna ask the audience for a prompt. 886 00:39:03,732 --> 00:39:05,473 Once we decide on that prompt, 887 00:39:05,604 --> 00:39:08,433 I want you to speak right here into this microphone. 888 00:39:08,563 --> 00:39:09,608 And then Sam- 889 00:39:09,738 --> 00:39:10,478 - Hmm? 890 00:39:10,609 --> 00:39:12,132 [audience laughs] 891 00:39:12,262 --> 00:39:15,091 - I mean, Fergus will do his best impression of you. 892 00:39:15,222 --> 00:39:15,875 Got it? 893 00:39:16,005 --> 00:39:17,659 - Got it. 894 00:39:17,790 --> 00:39:20,140 - Okay, so the category for tonight is children's songs. 895 00:39:20,270 --> 00:39:21,620 [audience chattering] 896 00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:23,143 Itsy-bitsy spider? 897 00:39:25,058 --> 00:39:27,452 The itsy bitsy spider it is. 898 00:39:27,582 --> 00:39:29,889 Okay, you ready? 899 00:39:30,019 --> 00:39:34,328 ♪ The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout ♪ 900 00:39:34,459 --> 00:39:38,767 ♪ And down came the rain and washed the spider out ♪ 901 00:39:38,898 --> 00:39:42,684 ♪ Out came the sun and it dried up all the rain ♪ 902 00:39:42,815 --> 00:39:46,645 ♪ And the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again ♪ 903 00:39:46,775 --> 00:39:48,951 And that's how it's done. [audience applauding] 904 00:39:49,082 --> 00:39:51,519 Can I get a warm Shims round of applause for that? 905 00:39:51,650 --> 00:39:53,695 Thank you so much, Beth. 906 00:39:53,826 --> 00:39:56,394 She even had the hand motions and everything. 907 00:39:57,656 --> 00:40:00,006 Now is the moment you've all been waiting for. 908 00:40:00,136 --> 00:40:04,619 Let's see if the world-famous Sam Reinhold can, 909 00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:07,535 with his head literally underwater, 910 00:40:07,666 --> 00:40:11,104 imitate Beth singing the Itsy Bitsy Spider. 911 00:40:11,234 --> 00:40:12,540 Drum roll, please. 912 00:40:12,671 --> 00:40:15,717 [tables thudding] 913 00:40:15,848 --> 00:40:21,114 [tense music] [reality trills] 914 00:40:22,115 --> 00:40:25,031 [water sloshing] 915 00:40:37,391 --> 00:40:40,612 [suspenseful music] 916 00:41:13,949 --> 00:41:16,474 [Fergus laughs] 917 00:41:16,604 --> 00:41:20,652 ♪ The itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again ♪ 918 00:41:20,782 --> 00:41:24,090 ♪ And that's what it's all about ♪ 919 00:41:24,220 --> 00:41:27,310 [audience cheers] 920 00:41:32,054 --> 00:41:35,275 [upbeat band music] 921 00:41:36,755 --> 00:41:38,931 - How'd I do tonight? 922 00:41:39,061 --> 00:41:40,323 - What do you mean? 923 00:41:40,454 --> 00:41:42,717 You were right there, they loved it. 924 00:41:42,848 --> 00:41:43,892 The whole world is loving it. 925 00:41:44,023 --> 00:41:45,938 You are blowing up, brother. 926 00:41:46,068 --> 00:41:47,113 Check it out. 927 00:41:49,115 --> 00:41:52,335 650,000 followers practically overnight. 928 00:41:52,466 --> 00:41:54,294 - Oh, my gosh. 929 00:41:54,424 --> 00:41:55,643 - You know, Sam, 930 00:41:57,079 --> 00:41:59,517 do you know 20 years ago I was an intern for Jack Conrad? 931 00:41:59,647 --> 00:42:01,170 - You were? 932 00:42:01,301 --> 00:42:03,085 - And he's still a dear friend. 933 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:07,263 He told me that if I ever came across a fresh talent 934 00:42:07,394 --> 00:42:10,963 that he had to have on the show, I can make a call. 935 00:42:12,704 --> 00:42:15,707 I've never taken him up on that offer until tonight. 936 00:42:19,711 --> 00:42:20,929 Congratulations, Sam. 937 00:42:21,060 --> 00:42:23,453 He wants you on the show. 938 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:26,761 - Are you kidding me? 939 00:42:27,632 --> 00:42:29,547 - I kid but not about this. 940 00:42:29,677 --> 00:42:30,809 This is serious. 941 00:42:30,939 --> 00:42:32,375 - Jack Conrad? 942 00:42:33,725 --> 00:42:37,293 Yeah, Tony. 943 00:42:37,424 --> 00:42:38,338 Oh. 944 00:42:38,468 --> 00:42:39,948 Oh, thank you. 945 00:42:40,079 --> 00:42:43,038 - Well, at this rate, you'll probably be poached 946 00:42:43,169 --> 00:42:45,824 by those rumrunners over at the Pioneer Center. 947 00:42:45,954 --> 00:42:48,348 Gotta try to keep you here somehow, right? 948 00:42:48,478 --> 00:42:49,262 Great set. 949 00:42:49,392 --> 00:42:50,350 - I love you, Tony. 950 00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:51,569 I love you. 951 00:42:51,699 --> 00:42:53,048 - Hey Sam. - Hi. 952 00:42:54,006 --> 00:42:55,268 - You really don't know 953 00:42:55,398 --> 00:42:57,618 how much your performances mean to me. 954 00:42:58,837 --> 00:43:04,103 [Beth humming] [patrons chattering] 955 00:43:07,062 --> 00:43:09,151 - Well hello, Beth. 956 00:43:09,282 --> 00:43:12,590 [patrons chattering] 957 00:43:13,503 --> 00:43:14,679 Oh, I missed. 958 00:43:14,809 --> 00:43:16,202 [Sam gasps] [Virginia laughs] 959 00:43:16,332 --> 00:43:17,377 Hi. 960 00:43:17,507 --> 00:43:18,987 - That was amazing. - Hi. 961 00:43:19,118 --> 00:43:20,380 - Amazing, Sam. 962 00:43:20,510 --> 00:43:21,816 - You came. 963 00:43:21,947 --> 00:43:23,992 - I wouldn't have missed it for the world. 964 00:43:24,123 --> 00:43:25,385 - Oh okay. 965 00:43:25,515 --> 00:43:28,388 [patrons chattering] [Sam whispering] 966 00:43:28,518 --> 00:43:29,389 - Yeah. 967 00:43:29,519 --> 00:43:32,958 [Sam whispering] 968 00:43:33,088 --> 00:43:34,046 Are you serious? 969 00:43:34,176 --> 00:43:35,743 - I'm serious. - Yes. 970 00:43:35,874 --> 00:43:37,179 - I'm serious. 971 00:43:37,310 --> 00:43:38,224 - That's amazing. 972 00:43:38,354 --> 00:43:40,139 - Isn't that amazing? 973 00:43:41,314 --> 00:43:42,707 - I'm so proud of you. 974 00:43:44,186 --> 00:43:46,014 - The couple next door has been going at it all morning, 975 00:43:46,145 --> 00:43:47,494 and not in a good way. 976 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:48,974 - Grandpa. 977 00:43:49,104 --> 00:43:50,802 Hat, sweater, I got something to show you. 978 00:43:50,932 --> 00:43:51,890 - Okay. 979 00:43:53,456 --> 00:43:56,242 [bright music] 980 00:43:57,983 --> 00:43:59,332 - Thank you. 981 00:43:59,462 --> 00:44:02,204 [bright music] 982 00:44:06,078 --> 00:44:07,383 "Sam. 983 00:44:07,514 --> 00:44:08,776 Now you're the king of your castle. 984 00:44:08,907 --> 00:44:10,691 Soon you'll be king of the world. 985 00:44:11,823 --> 00:44:12,911 Madam." 986 00:44:13,041 --> 00:44:15,783 [bright music] 987 00:44:19,526 --> 00:44:20,396 Grandpa. 988 00:44:21,267 --> 00:44:22,703 We're kings of the world. 989 00:44:22,834 --> 00:44:24,139 - King of the world. 990 00:44:24,270 --> 00:44:26,054 [Sam laughs] 991 00:44:26,185 --> 00:44:27,839 [ducks quacking] 992 00:44:27,969 --> 00:44:29,057 Ducks. - Ducks. 993 00:44:29,188 --> 00:44:31,059 - They've got ducks. 994 00:44:31,190 --> 00:44:33,975 [bright music] 995 00:44:35,716 --> 00:44:37,675 [keys jangling] 996 00:44:37,805 --> 00:44:39,241 - Welcome home. 997 00:44:41,113 --> 00:44:43,071 - Sammy, thank you. 998 00:44:43,202 --> 00:44:44,290 Thank you. 999 00:44:44,420 --> 00:44:45,378 I'm so proud of you. 1000 00:44:46,553 --> 00:44:47,902 - Do you wanna be even more proud of me? 1001 00:44:48,033 --> 00:44:48,990 - Can I be? 1002 00:44:50,165 --> 00:44:51,601 - Guess who's going to New York City? 1003 00:44:51,732 --> 00:44:53,255 - Uh-uh. 1004 00:44:53,386 --> 00:44:55,170 - Guess who's gonna be on The Latest Show with Jack Conrad? 1005 00:44:55,301 --> 00:44:56,345 - No. - Yes. 1006 00:44:56,476 --> 00:44:57,390 - No. - Yes. 1007 00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:58,260 - No. 1008 00:44:58,391 --> 00:44:59,392 Dream coming true. 1009 00:44:59,522 --> 00:45:00,393 - The dream's coming true. 1010 00:45:00,523 --> 00:45:01,611 - Dream coming true. 1011 00:45:01,742 --> 00:45:03,352 - Hey, you hear that? 1012 00:45:03,483 --> 00:45:05,485 The dream is coming true. - The dream is coming true. 1013 00:45:05,615 --> 00:45:08,401 [upbeat music] 1014 00:45:12,579 --> 00:45:15,060 - Any cool guest today, Dad? 1015 00:45:16,452 --> 00:45:17,976 - Well, the network insisted we do another segment 1016 00:45:18,106 --> 00:45:20,630 on the goofy kid who plays the bagpipes. 1017 00:45:20,761 --> 00:45:21,719 - Billy Murphy? 1018 00:45:21,849 --> 00:45:22,676 Dad, no. 1019 00:45:22,807 --> 00:45:23,677 Billy Murphy, babe. 1020 00:45:23,808 --> 00:45:25,766 He's so cringe, Dad. 1021 00:45:25,897 --> 00:45:27,637 - Oh, and what's his name? 1022 00:45:27,768 --> 00:45:30,249 The ventriloquist who's blowing up right now? 1023 00:45:30,379 --> 00:45:31,380 - Sam Reinhold? 1024 00:45:31,511 --> 00:45:32,860 - [Jack] Mm-hmm. - No way. 1025 00:45:32,991 --> 00:45:34,775 Babe, Sam Reinhold is gonna be on the show. 1026 00:45:34,906 --> 00:45:36,385 Dad, he's goated. 1027 00:45:36,516 --> 00:45:37,517 - Yeah. 1028 00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:39,258 - Can I meet him? 1029 00:45:39,388 --> 00:45:40,738 - No. 1030 00:45:40,868 --> 00:45:42,478 You promised me you'd pick up your sister. 1031 00:45:42,609 --> 00:45:44,045 A promise is a promise. 1032 00:45:44,176 --> 00:45:46,656 - But Zoe got to meet Post Malone last week. 1033 00:45:46,787 --> 00:45:48,093 - We made a deal. 1034 00:45:48,223 --> 00:45:50,051 You can't just break the deal. 1035 00:45:51,313 --> 00:45:52,358 - Whatever. 1036 00:45:53,533 --> 00:45:55,274 - Somehow I think you'll get through this. 1037 00:45:56,536 --> 00:45:58,320 I tell you what, watch the show tonight, 1038 00:45:58,451 --> 00:46:01,149 and I promise I'll get him to give you a special shout out. 1039 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:03,238 - That sounds ass, effing sucks. 1040 00:46:03,369 --> 00:46:05,806 - Okay, don't talk to me that way, Riley. 1041 00:46:05,937 --> 00:46:06,938 - Whatever. 1042 00:46:10,942 --> 00:46:13,205 [Jack sighs] 1043 00:46:13,335 --> 00:46:14,728 - Oh, thank you. 1044 00:46:14,859 --> 00:46:16,686 [upbeat music] [audience cheering] 1045 00:46:16,817 --> 00:46:18,123 - [Producer] We're going live in- 1046 00:46:20,734 --> 00:46:22,431 - And welcome back to the show. 1047 00:46:22,562 --> 00:46:23,998 Our next guest 1048 00:46:24,129 --> 00:46:26,435 has taken the entertainment industry by storm, 1049 00:46:26,566 --> 00:46:28,220 and it is my immense pleasure 1050 00:46:28,350 --> 00:46:31,571 to welcome to the show master ventriloquist, Sam Reinhold. 1051 00:46:31,701 --> 00:46:36,968 [upbeat music] [audience applauding] 1052 00:46:37,969 --> 00:46:39,405 - Whoa. 1053 00:46:39,535 --> 00:46:41,711 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1054 00:46:44,192 --> 00:46:48,240 [upbeat music] [audience applauding] 1055 00:46:48,370 --> 00:46:50,155 - All right, we're so happy to have you on, Sam. 1056 00:46:50,285 --> 00:46:52,157 - Oh, thank you so much for having me on, Mr. Conrad. 1057 00:46:52,287 --> 00:46:54,115 Literally, this is a dream come true. 1058 00:46:54,246 --> 00:46:55,725 - Please call me Jack. 1059 00:46:55,856 --> 00:46:56,770 - [laughs] Okay. 1060 00:46:56,901 --> 00:46:58,511 Okay, Jack. - Okay. 1061 00:46:58,641 --> 00:47:00,295 You know, Sam, 1062 00:47:00,426 --> 00:47:01,644 I have interviewed hundreds of entertainers over the years. 1063 00:47:01,775 --> 00:47:03,690 Everyone from amateur yodelers 1064 00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:05,779 to professional butter sculptors. 1065 00:47:05,910 --> 00:47:07,520 [audience laughs] - Oh, that's quite a range. 1066 00:47:07,650 --> 00:47:09,087 - Yeah. 1067 00:47:09,217 --> 00:47:10,349 But you know, when it comes to impersonations, 1068 00:47:10,479 --> 00:47:11,872 you really are one of a kind. 1069 00:47:12,003 --> 00:47:13,743 I can't do an impersonation to save my life. 1070 00:47:13,874 --> 00:47:16,398 - I have a philosophy about impersonation. 1071 00:47:16,529 --> 00:47:19,837 I feel like it is more than just imitation. 1072 00:47:20,707 --> 00:47:22,230 When you really get it, 1073 00:47:22,361 --> 00:47:24,972 it is a person diving into another person's soul, 1074 00:47:25,103 --> 00:47:26,104 capturing their spirit. 1075 00:47:26,234 --> 00:47:28,149 And if you're really good at it, 1076 00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:30,238 you can actually bring somebody back to life 1077 00:47:30,369 --> 00:47:32,980 in the sacred space of an audience, 1078 00:47:33,111 --> 00:47:35,374 if only even for a moment. 1079 00:47:35,504 --> 00:47:37,985 It really is a magical art. [audience applauds] 1080 00:47:38,116 --> 00:47:40,509 Now, being funny, Mr. Conrad, 1081 00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:42,468 that's the hard part, no, no. 1082 00:47:42,598 --> 00:47:43,425 [audience laughs] 1083 00:47:43,556 --> 00:47:44,992 - Damn right, Sammy, damn right. 1084 00:47:45,123 --> 00:47:47,429 Being funny ain't funny business. 1085 00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:48,909 - [Jack] He's right. 1086 00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:50,432 - I taught him everything he knows, Jack. 1087 00:47:50,563 --> 00:47:51,738 - You know, you're only the second ventriloquist 1088 00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:52,870 I've ever had on the show. 1089 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,654 Why do you think that is? 1090 00:47:54,784 --> 00:47:56,003 - Frankly, because nobody wants to work with the dummy. 1091 00:47:56,134 --> 00:47:57,744 - Exactly. [audience laughs] 1092 00:47:57,875 --> 00:47:59,050 - Sorry, Fergus. 1093 00:48:00,573 --> 00:48:02,314 - The other ventriloquist was the late great Dom Fletcher, 1094 00:48:02,444 --> 00:48:05,447 who had such a tragic and untimely death 1095 00:48:05,578 --> 00:48:07,188 right when he was at the top of his game. 1096 00:48:07,319 --> 00:48:09,234 - He really was a legend. 1097 00:48:09,364 --> 00:48:11,149 I mean, honestly, I wouldn't be here if it weren't for him. 1098 00:48:11,279 --> 00:48:14,108 - What exactly does the dummy bring to your performance? 1099 00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:18,721 - This might sound a little corny, but we really are a team. 1100 00:48:18,852 --> 00:48:21,333 Fergus brings something totally different to my show, 1101 00:48:21,463 --> 00:48:22,638 it's a totally different dimension. 1102 00:48:22,769 --> 00:48:24,118 - And you are not worried at all 1103 00:48:24,249 --> 00:48:26,077 that he's gonna take over the show, go solo, 1104 00:48:26,207 --> 00:48:27,382 and leave you in the dust. 1105 00:48:27,513 --> 00:48:28,949 [audience laughs] [Sam laughs] 1106 00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,429 - Tell you what? 1107 00:48:30,559 --> 00:48:31,691 Jack, if he were to take over my personal life, 1108 00:48:31,821 --> 00:48:33,388 I'd actually be pretty happy. 1109 00:48:33,519 --> 00:48:34,868 He could do the shopping, the cooking, the cleaning. 1110 00:48:34,999 --> 00:48:36,130 He could do my grandpa's laundry. 1111 00:48:36,261 --> 00:48:37,392 Ooh, can I say hi to my grandpa? 1112 00:48:37,523 --> 00:48:39,177 - Absolutely. - Hey, grandpa. 1113 00:48:39,307 --> 00:48:40,395 Hi, Virginia. 1114 00:48:40,526 --> 00:48:41,614 We made it. 1115 00:48:43,007 --> 00:48:45,226 - Hey buddy boy, we made it. [audience applauding] 1116 00:48:45,357 --> 00:48:47,837 - The dream has come true. 1117 00:48:48,838 --> 00:48:49,970 - You can do it, Sam. 1118 00:48:50,101 --> 00:48:52,190 - [Sam] The dream has come true. 1119 00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:53,278 - Yes. 1120 00:48:54,453 --> 00:48:55,715 - Okay well, we're running out of time. 1121 00:48:55,845 --> 00:48:57,412 But before we go to commercial, 1122 00:48:57,543 --> 00:48:59,066 do you think we could hear one quick impression? 1123 00:48:59,197 --> 00:49:00,850 - Oh, my gosh, I'd be honored. 1124 00:49:00,981 --> 00:49:02,852 - Hey, would you mind dedicating it to my son, Riley Conrad? 1125 00:49:02,983 --> 00:49:04,593 He is a massive fan of yours. 1126 00:49:04,724 --> 00:49:05,594 - Of course. 1127 00:49:05,725 --> 00:49:06,944 All right, here we go. 1128 00:49:07,857 --> 00:49:09,903 Riley Conrad, this is for you. 1129 00:49:10,034 --> 00:49:15,300 [audience applauds] [tense music] 1130 00:49:19,086 --> 00:49:22,437 - That sounds ass, effing sucks. 1131 00:49:22,568 --> 00:49:24,657 Do not talk to me that way, Riley. 1132 00:49:24,787 --> 00:49:30,010 [tense music] [audience applauds] 1133 00:49:31,446 --> 00:49:35,450 - Thank you, Sam and Fergus for coming on. 1134 00:49:35,581 --> 00:49:37,148 - My pleasure. 1135 00:49:37,278 --> 00:49:38,366 - We'll be right back after this commercial break. 1136 00:49:38,497 --> 00:49:40,281 [audience applauds] 1137 00:49:40,412 --> 00:49:41,674 - Thank you so much for- 1138 00:49:41,804 --> 00:49:43,371 - That was some trick you just pulled. 1139 00:49:45,721 --> 00:49:46,853 - Uh, thank you. 1140 00:49:48,376 --> 00:49:51,031 - Something about you reminds me so much of Dom Fletcher, 1141 00:49:51,162 --> 00:49:52,685 that it is scary. 1142 00:49:53,816 --> 00:49:55,035 I'm warning you. 1143 00:49:55,949 --> 00:49:57,211 Be careful, Sam. 1144 00:49:58,473 --> 00:50:00,127 'Cause if you don't have your head on straight, 1145 00:50:00,258 --> 00:50:03,217 show business will be the last business you are in. 1146 00:50:03,348 --> 00:50:06,003 [tense music] 1147 00:50:10,616 --> 00:50:14,098 [audience applauds] 1148 00:50:14,228 --> 00:50:15,708 - Never to be outdone, 1149 00:50:15,838 --> 00:50:18,276 tonight, Fergus will be imitating audience members 1150 00:50:18,406 --> 00:50:21,235 while Sam eats a pastrami sandwich. 1151 00:50:21,366 --> 00:50:22,715 - Yeah, but hang on a second, Tony. 1152 00:50:22,845 --> 00:50:24,847 What am I, chopped liver? 1153 00:50:24,978 --> 00:50:27,894 - Well, you are riding his coattails. 1154 00:50:28,025 --> 00:50:29,330 - Ayo. 1155 00:50:29,461 --> 00:50:30,984 Come on, don't give this guy a big head, 1156 00:50:31,115 --> 00:50:32,159 he'll get too big for his little britches. 1157 00:50:32,290 --> 00:50:33,769 I might have to replace him. 1158 00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:35,728 [audience laughs] [tense music] 1159 00:50:35,858 --> 00:50:37,208 - Oh, you better watch it. 1160 00:50:37,338 --> 00:50:38,861 He might replace you. 1161 00:50:38,992 --> 00:50:40,776 [audience laughs] 1162 00:50:40,907 --> 00:50:43,605 Okay, tell me something you did today. 1163 00:50:43,736 --> 00:50:46,608 - I got my dry cleaning done. 1164 00:50:46,739 --> 00:50:47,740 - Ready? 1165 00:50:50,134 --> 00:50:51,831 - I got my dry cleaning done. 1166 00:50:51,961 --> 00:50:55,356 - Hey. [audience applauds] 1167 00:50:55,487 --> 00:50:56,879 All right. 1168 00:50:57,010 --> 00:50:58,533 One of you tell me something about your job. 1169 00:50:58,664 --> 00:50:59,447 - You- - You go. 1170 00:50:59,578 --> 00:51:00,405 - You want to, 1171 00:51:00,535 --> 00:51:02,494 oh, I work in insurance. 1172 00:51:02,624 --> 00:51:03,930 - You, you go. 1173 00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:06,150 You want to, oh, I work in insurance. 1174 00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:09,501 [audience applauds] 1175 00:51:10,632 --> 00:51:12,504 - Okay, what's your pet's name, Ma'am? 1176 00:51:12,634 --> 00:51:13,679 - Spencer. 1177 00:51:13,809 --> 00:51:16,508 [tense music] 1178 00:51:16,638 --> 00:51:19,293 [Fergus grunting] [hits thudding] 1179 00:51:19,424 --> 00:51:23,732 - Hey, let's take a short break due to technical difficulty 1180 00:51:23,863 --> 00:51:25,778 and the Heimlich Maneuver. 1181 00:51:25,908 --> 00:51:27,084 [audience laughs] 1182 00:51:27,214 --> 00:51:29,216 [Sam panting] 1183 00:51:29,347 --> 00:51:31,914 - Hey, you ever pull a stunt like that again 1184 00:51:32,045 --> 00:51:34,003 and I will throw you in a blender. 1185 00:51:34,743 --> 00:51:36,441 [tense music] 1186 00:51:36,571 --> 00:51:37,920 [door thuds] 1187 00:51:38,051 --> 00:51:39,618 Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen. 1188 00:51:39,748 --> 00:51:42,011 Fergus got a little grumpy, he's gonna take a nap. 1189 00:51:42,142 --> 00:51:43,535 But I'm gonna do my impersonation 1190 00:51:43,665 --> 00:51:45,711 of Marlon Brando getting an enema. 1191 00:51:45,841 --> 00:51:48,148 That feels nice, but you forgot the bun. 1192 00:51:50,019 --> 00:51:52,979 Look, Tony, they offered me a residency. 1193 00:52:00,117 --> 00:52:02,075 Conrad Show, where's your loyalty, Sam? 1194 00:52:02,206 --> 00:52:04,077 - Hey, Tony, come on. 1195 00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:08,037 The Pioneer Center is the Carnegie Hall of Reno. 1196 00:52:08,168 --> 00:52:09,735 And you know what they say. 1197 00:52:10,518 --> 00:52:12,129 It's show business. 1198 00:52:19,614 --> 00:52:20,746 - Yeah. 1199 00:52:20,876 --> 00:52:22,922 See you again on the way down, Sam. 1200 00:52:23,052 --> 00:52:25,968 [patrons chattering] 1201 00:52:26,099 --> 00:52:29,276 [crickets chirping] 1202 00:52:33,193 --> 00:52:35,848 [alarm beeps] 1203 00:52:37,763 --> 00:52:40,331 [tense music] 1204 00:52:42,463 --> 00:52:43,769 - [Walter] Whoa, whoa. - Don't touch me. 1205 00:52:43,899 --> 00:52:45,858 - I'm here to warn you. 1206 00:52:45,988 --> 00:52:46,989 - What are you talking about? 1207 00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:48,600 - Mem-Mec is the darkness, 1208 00:52:48,730 --> 00:52:50,645 the darkness breaks the light, and they see everything. 1209 00:52:51,472 --> 00:52:53,170 Is he willing to die for it? 1210 00:52:53,300 --> 00:52:54,562 To die for it? 1211 00:52:54,693 --> 00:52:57,435 Are you willing to die for it? 1212 00:52:59,263 --> 00:53:01,482 - [Fergus] Oh Vanny. 1213 00:53:01,613 --> 00:53:03,658 - [Van Sickle] Connie? 1214 00:53:04,964 --> 00:53:06,748 - [Fergus] Vanny. 1215 00:53:06,879 --> 00:53:07,923 [Van Sickle laughs] 1216 00:53:08,054 --> 00:53:09,838 - Oh, Connie, baby. 1217 00:53:10,796 --> 00:53:13,755 [Fergus giggles] 1218 00:53:14,452 --> 00:53:17,063 [Fergus giggles] 1219 00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:19,239 - [Fergus] We're gonna play a little game. 1220 00:53:19,370 --> 00:53:23,765 - Where are you at, you naughty little girl, huh? 1221 00:53:28,814 --> 00:53:29,945 Connie. 1222 00:53:30,076 --> 00:53:33,122 [Fergus giggling] 1223 00:53:36,778 --> 00:53:39,781 - [Fergus] You're getting warmer. 1224 00:53:39,912 --> 00:53:42,915 [lights zapping] 1225 00:53:44,003 --> 00:53:47,398 [broom clanks] [eerie music] 1226 00:53:47,528 --> 00:53:48,660 - Connie? 1227 00:53:48,790 --> 00:53:51,489 [tense music] 1228 00:53:53,752 --> 00:53:56,363 All right, Connie, why don't you just come out, okay? 1229 00:53:56,494 --> 00:53:58,191 It's just weird now. 1230 00:53:59,540 --> 00:54:00,149 [Ferguson giggles] 1231 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:02,413 [eerie music] 1232 00:54:02,543 --> 00:54:03,414 What the? 1233 00:54:03,544 --> 00:54:04,763 [eerie music] 1234 00:54:04,893 --> 00:54:06,895 [engine revving] 1235 00:54:07,026 --> 00:54:08,245 - Oh, what? 1236 00:54:08,375 --> 00:54:09,289 Wow. 1237 00:54:09,420 --> 00:54:11,073 Nice car. 1238 00:54:11,204 --> 00:54:12,814 How'd you get this? 1239 00:54:12,945 --> 00:54:15,556 - Well, let's just say that business has been very good. 1240 00:54:15,687 --> 00:54:17,166 - I can see that. 1241 00:54:17,297 --> 00:54:18,603 - Would you like to get in the car with me 1242 00:54:18,733 --> 00:54:19,691 and go for a ride? 1243 00:54:19,821 --> 00:54:20,822 I'd like to take you somewhere. 1244 00:54:20,953 --> 00:54:21,867 - Absolutely not. 1245 00:54:21,997 --> 00:54:22,781 Look what I'm wearing. 1246 00:54:22,911 --> 00:54:24,217 - Come on. 1247 00:54:24,348 --> 00:54:25,218 It's a surprise, I wanna take you somewhere. 1248 00:54:25,349 --> 00:54:26,001 - No. 1249 00:54:26,132 --> 00:54:27,655 - [Sam] Why not? 1250 00:54:30,005 --> 00:54:32,181 - Give me 10 minutes. 1251 00:54:32,312 --> 00:54:33,444 - 10 minutes. 1252 00:54:33,574 --> 00:54:34,706 - 10 minutes. 1253 00:54:34,836 --> 00:54:37,491 [gentle music] 1254 00:54:41,365 --> 00:54:43,584 - The Truckee River is the only river in America 1255 00:54:43,715 --> 00:54:46,979 that flows north to east and from lake to Lake. 1256 00:54:47,109 --> 00:54:48,763 - Okay. - Lake Tahoe to Pyramid. 1257 00:54:48,894 --> 00:54:50,548 And in the early 1900s, 1258 00:54:50,678 --> 00:54:53,942 Reno used to be known as the divorce capital of the world 1259 00:54:54,073 --> 00:54:55,901 because it took like six weeks to get a divorce. 1260 00:54:56,031 --> 00:54:57,990 Newly exed wives would stand on this bridge 1261 00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:00,906 and then would throw their wedding rings into this river, 1262 00:55:01,036 --> 00:55:02,734 making it famous. 1263 00:55:02,864 --> 00:55:04,344 - Wow. 1264 00:55:04,475 --> 00:55:06,215 That's a lot of information about the Truckee River. 1265 00:55:06,346 --> 00:55:07,608 Well done. 1266 00:55:07,739 --> 00:55:08,870 - It's a heck of a lot of information 1267 00:55:09,001 --> 00:55:09,915 about the Truckee River, yes. 1268 00:55:10,045 --> 00:55:11,133 All right, your turn. 1269 00:55:11,264 --> 00:55:14,311 [water splashing] 1270 00:55:15,094 --> 00:55:16,269 - Mm. 1271 00:55:19,185 --> 00:55:20,186 Okay. 1272 00:55:22,449 --> 00:55:25,670 I have a story for you, it's a ghost story. 1273 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:27,149 - Ooh, I like a ghost story. 1274 00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:29,195 - And it started when I was 13. 1275 00:55:30,718 --> 00:55:35,070 I would fall asleep, I would wake up, and I couldn't move. 1276 00:55:35,810 --> 00:55:36,811 - What do you mean? 1277 00:55:36,942 --> 00:55:38,378 - It's called sleep paralysis. 1278 00:55:38,509 --> 00:55:43,078 But with mine, there was this entity in the room. 1279 00:55:43,514 --> 00:55:44,341 - Okay. 1280 00:55:44,471 --> 00:55:45,907 What kind of entity? 1281 00:55:46,038 --> 00:55:48,257 - Like a person standing in the corner of the room. 1282 00:55:48,388 --> 00:55:50,303 - Okay, that's creepy, Virginia. 1283 00:55:50,434 --> 00:55:52,392 - Yeah, it was. 1284 00:55:54,394 --> 00:55:59,660 Over time, it did get closer and closer 1285 00:56:00,531 --> 00:56:02,141 until he was sitting on my bed. 1286 00:56:02,271 --> 00:56:06,406 - Uh-oh, it's a he, so now it's getting interesting. 1287 00:56:06,537 --> 00:56:07,494 - Forget it. 1288 00:56:07,625 --> 00:56:09,017 - No. 1289 00:56:09,148 --> 00:56:10,279 No, no, no, come on, come on, come on, tell me. 1290 00:56:10,410 --> 00:56:11,280 I want to hear the story. 1291 00:56:11,411 --> 00:56:12,804 You got me, I'm hooked. 1292 00:56:13,979 --> 00:56:19,201 [suspenseful music] [water sloshing] 1293 00:56:20,115 --> 00:56:21,421 - One night. - [Sam] Yeah. 1294 00:56:21,552 --> 00:56:24,946 - I woke up paralyzed, totally frozen, 1295 00:56:25,077 --> 00:56:29,908 and he'd gotten so close that his hand was around my throat. 1296 00:56:31,823 --> 00:56:33,128 He was choking me. 1297 00:56:34,521 --> 00:56:38,395 I couldn't breathe, I couldn't move, I couldn't scream, 1298 00:56:39,570 --> 00:56:44,270 I just saw myself sinking into darkness. 1299 00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:49,754 And all I could only whisper was one word, one thought, 1300 00:56:51,190 --> 00:56:52,191 a name. 1301 00:56:52,321 --> 00:56:55,063 [suspenseful music] 1302 00:56:55,194 --> 00:56:56,108 Jesus. 1303 00:56:56,238 --> 00:56:58,676 - Gosh, darn it, lady. 1304 00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:00,721 Then what happened? 1305 00:57:00,852 --> 00:57:02,288 - And the hand left my throat, 1306 00:57:02,419 --> 00:57:04,116 and then suddenly I could move. 1307 00:57:04,246 --> 00:57:07,119 And that's it. 1308 00:57:08,033 --> 00:57:09,426 It never happened again, ever. 1309 00:57:10,514 --> 00:57:11,471 - Hm. 1310 00:57:12,951 --> 00:57:13,952 Hm. 1311 00:57:16,258 --> 00:57:17,172 - You don't believe me. 1312 00:57:17,303 --> 00:57:18,565 - Yeah, I believe you. 1313 00:57:18,696 --> 00:57:20,175 - You don't think it's real. 1314 00:57:20,306 --> 00:57:21,699 - Hey, Virginia, I think it absolutely is real, 1315 00:57:21,829 --> 00:57:23,135 I think it happened to you, 1316 00:57:23,265 --> 00:57:24,745 I just don't believe in any of it. 1317 00:57:24,876 --> 00:57:26,486 I don't believe in God, I don't believe in ghosts, 1318 00:57:26,617 --> 00:57:28,488 I don't believe in aliens. 1319 00:57:28,619 --> 00:57:30,316 Unless, you know, of course, 1320 00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:34,320 aliens are out there for us to hunt and eat like space cow. 1321 00:57:34,451 --> 00:57:37,366 Hey Earl, this alien loin is out of this world, 1322 00:57:37,497 --> 00:57:38,933 you gotta try it. 1323 00:57:39,064 --> 00:57:40,413 But other than that, no, 1324 00:57:40,544 --> 00:57:41,893 I think things are exactly what they are. 1325 00:57:42,023 --> 00:57:43,068 I mean, that's it. 1326 00:57:43,198 --> 00:57:44,591 When it's done, it's done. 1327 00:57:44,722 --> 00:57:45,897 - That's it? 1328 00:57:46,027 --> 00:57:48,334 That's it, like over is over for you? 1329 00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:49,814 - Wow. 1330 00:57:49,944 --> 00:57:51,642 We're going deep tonight, huh? 1331 00:57:52,904 --> 00:57:54,558 You wanna talk about death? 1332 00:57:54,688 --> 00:57:57,082 Yes, Virginia, I think that when we die, 1333 00:57:57,212 --> 00:58:00,781 it's just nothingness, it's worms and darkness. 1334 00:58:00,912 --> 00:58:02,174 It's all there is. 1335 00:58:05,177 --> 00:58:05,873 What? 1336 00:58:06,004 --> 00:58:07,005 What did I say? 1337 00:58:07,919 --> 00:58:08,920 - I don't know. 1338 00:58:10,008 --> 00:58:12,880 That night showed me something, 1339 00:58:13,011 --> 00:58:16,362 that no matter how insignificant my life might feel, 1340 00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:18,451 I'm supposed to be here. 1341 00:58:19,887 --> 00:58:22,629 And that maybe there's something beyond our miserable jobs 1342 00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:24,849 and our big dreams, 1343 00:58:24,979 --> 00:58:29,288 and maybe beyond is where my dad is. 1344 00:58:29,418 --> 00:58:33,248 I would give anything, anything to hear his voice again. 1345 00:58:34,728 --> 00:58:38,602 And yes, the thought that one day I will, gives me hope. 1346 00:58:42,214 --> 00:58:43,476 - Virginia, I was just joking. 1347 00:58:43,607 --> 00:58:44,564 I wasn't, 1348 00:58:45,826 --> 00:58:48,002 what we have here is a failure to communicate- 1349 00:58:48,133 --> 00:58:49,526 - [Virginia] Sam. - Where are you going? 1350 00:58:49,656 --> 00:58:50,701 Where are you going? 1351 00:58:50,831 --> 00:58:53,268 - Not everything's a joke, okay? 1352 00:58:53,399 --> 00:58:54,661 This isn't a joke. 1353 00:58:54,792 --> 00:58:57,011 I just shared something real with you, 1354 00:58:57,142 --> 00:58:59,927 and when you are ready to share something real with me, 1355 00:59:00,058 --> 00:59:01,538 you know where to find me. 1356 00:59:02,713 --> 00:59:04,497 - Wait, where are you going? 1357 00:59:05,498 --> 00:59:08,283 [gentle music] 1358 00:59:10,938 --> 00:59:13,114 - Vanny. 1359 00:59:13,245 --> 00:59:14,246 Vanny? 1360 00:59:15,116 --> 00:59:17,075 This is not fun, Vanny. 1361 00:59:17,205 --> 00:59:18,729 This is so lame. 1362 00:59:18,859 --> 00:59:21,819 Wherever you are, we've probably already done it there. 1363 00:59:23,472 --> 00:59:26,388 [Connie screams] 1364 00:59:34,745 --> 00:59:37,443 [phone rings] 1365 00:59:40,315 --> 00:59:41,142 - Hello? 1366 00:59:41,273 --> 00:59:43,362 - [Fergus] Hey, Gin Bug. 1367 00:59:47,018 --> 00:59:47,758 - Daddy? 1368 00:59:47,888 --> 00:59:48,976 - Ola, mija. 1369 00:59:50,369 --> 00:59:52,763 Do I love you this much? 1370 00:59:52,893 --> 00:59:54,982 No. 1371 00:59:55,113 --> 00:59:58,812 Do I love you this much? 1372 00:59:58,943 --> 00:59:59,813 No. 1373 00:59:59,944 --> 01:00:05,036 I love you this much. 1374 01:00:05,602 --> 01:00:06,167 - Who is this? 1375 01:00:08,561 --> 01:00:09,693 This is a sick joke. 1376 01:00:09,823 --> 01:00:10,911 Who is this? 1377 01:00:11,869 --> 01:00:13,479 [line beeps] 1378 01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:16,308 [tense music] 1379 01:00:28,755 --> 01:00:30,235 - They say every time you eat a hot dog, 1380 01:00:30,365 --> 01:00:32,803 it takes 35 minutes off your life. 1381 01:00:32,933 --> 01:00:34,718 I don't know who's in charge of PR for hot dogs, 1382 01:00:34,848 --> 01:00:36,067 but they're not doing their job. 1383 01:00:36,197 --> 01:00:38,896 So here's a list of American staples 1384 01:00:39,026 --> 01:00:41,855 and just how fast it's trying to kill you. 1385 01:00:43,161 --> 01:00:44,815 Shake your hands with the plumber, 1386 01:00:44,945 --> 01:00:47,165 23 minutes gone just like that. 1387 01:00:47,295 --> 01:00:48,253 I know. 1388 01:00:48,383 --> 01:00:51,430 Using a Q-tip, 12 minutes? 1389 01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:53,084 [audience laughs] 1390 01:00:53,214 --> 01:00:56,087 And that's the biggest betrayal of them all because- 1391 01:00:56,217 --> 01:00:57,741 - Sam, before you go on, 1392 01:00:57,871 --> 01:00:59,438 I have to say that everyone here 1393 01:00:59,568 --> 01:01:01,658 at the Pioneer Center is happy 1394 01:01:01,788 --> 01:01:04,182 that you've finally chosen to call this place your home. 1395 01:01:04,312 --> 01:01:05,357 - Yeah, it's my pleasure. 1396 01:01:05,487 --> 01:01:07,054 Thanks for having me, Clifton. 1397 01:01:07,185 --> 01:01:09,753 Oh, I have a question for you logistically speaking. 1398 01:01:09,883 --> 01:01:12,407 How many days advance notice do you need 1399 01:01:12,538 --> 01:01:14,366 if I wanna take some time off? 1400 01:01:14,496 --> 01:01:16,890 - You merely just started performing and you want time off? 1401 01:01:17,021 --> 01:01:18,631 - Yeah, I know, yeah. 1402 01:01:18,762 --> 01:01:20,372 How many days notice do you need? 1403 01:01:20,502 --> 01:01:21,329 - Two weeks. 1404 01:01:21,460 --> 01:01:23,157 - So in two weeks, 1405 01:01:23,288 --> 01:01:24,811 I'm gonna take a week off to take my granddad fly fishing. 1406 01:01:24,942 --> 01:01:27,205 It's a long overdue trip and I want a rest. 1407 01:01:27,335 --> 01:01:28,989 - [Clifton] Stars, you're all alike. 1408 01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:30,948 - It's a Q-tip conspiracy- 1409 01:01:31,078 --> 01:01:32,732 - [Audience Member] Where's Fergus? 1410 01:01:32,863 --> 01:01:35,082 - [Audience Member] Yeah, bring out Sam and Fergus. 1411 01:01:35,213 --> 01:01:38,259 - Well, the people have spoken. 1412 01:01:39,434 --> 01:01:41,610 I gotta get me a dummy one of these days. 1413 01:01:41,741 --> 01:01:42,786 See you later. 1414 01:01:44,048 --> 01:01:47,486 - Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, 1415 01:01:47,616 --> 01:01:51,969 the king of ventriloquism, Sam Reinhold, and Fergus. 1416 01:01:53,274 --> 01:01:58,584 [upbeat music] [audience applauding] 1417 01:02:00,412 --> 01:02:01,674 - Whoa, whoa. 1418 01:02:06,374 --> 01:02:07,245 Thank you. 1419 01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:08,812 Thank you very much. 1420 01:02:08,942 --> 01:02:10,901 Ladies and gentlemen, Fergus. 1421 01:02:11,031 --> 01:02:12,424 [audience applauding] 1422 01:02:12,554 --> 01:02:13,512 - Hey. 1423 01:02:14,556 --> 01:02:15,862 Hi everybody. 1424 01:02:15,993 --> 01:02:17,951 - I just gotta say before I start the show 1425 01:02:18,082 --> 01:02:19,648 my first night here at the Pioneer Center, 1426 01:02:19,779 --> 01:02:21,302 this is honestly a dream come true. 1427 01:02:21,433 --> 01:02:23,000 I've always wanted to perform on this stage 1428 01:02:23,130 --> 01:02:24,436 ever since I was a little- 1429 01:02:24,566 --> 01:02:26,264 - Blah-blah-blah, cut the crap, Sam. 1430 01:02:26,394 --> 01:02:27,395 - All right, Fergus. [audience laughing] 1431 01:02:27,526 --> 01:02:29,441 - Hey, hello, nurse. 1432 01:02:29,571 --> 01:02:30,964 - Hey, be nice. 1433 01:02:31,095 --> 01:02:33,837 Hey, that's not how we talk to our showgirls. 1434 01:02:33,967 --> 01:02:35,969 Showgirls, show them what you do. 1435 01:02:37,101 --> 01:02:41,975 [upbeat music] [audience applauding] 1436 01:02:49,069 --> 01:02:50,505 Ladies and gentlemen, 1437 01:02:50,636 --> 01:02:53,465 for the first time only at the Pioneer Center, 1438 01:02:53,595 --> 01:02:55,119 bring out the pool. 1439 01:02:55,249 --> 01:02:58,687 - Hey ladies, time for some skinny dipping. 1440 01:02:58,818 --> 01:02:59,950 Yes. 1441 01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:02,474 [audience laughs] [upbeat music] 1442 01:03:02,604 --> 01:03:04,215 - Is anyone thirsty? 1443 01:03:04,345 --> 01:03:09,655 [upbeat music] [audience applauding] 1444 01:03:18,446 --> 01:03:20,535 And now what I need you to do 1445 01:03:20,666 --> 01:03:23,887 is everybody to take a look under your seats. 1446 01:03:24,017 --> 01:03:26,672 Go ahead, beneath your seats. 1447 01:03:26,803 --> 01:03:27,934 I need one red ticket. 1448 01:03:28,065 --> 01:03:29,718 Can you find it, people? 1449 01:03:31,982 --> 01:03:33,635 Can you find it? 1450 01:03:33,766 --> 01:03:36,595 The person who finds a ticket wins a chance to come on stage 1451 01:03:36,725 --> 01:03:39,206 and participate in Sam and Fergus' act 1452 01:03:39,337 --> 01:03:41,295 right here, right now. 1453 01:03:41,426 --> 01:03:43,167 Who has the ticket? 1454 01:03:43,297 --> 01:03:46,692 [audience chattering] 1455 01:03:51,610 --> 01:03:54,308 People, where's the ticket? 1456 01:03:54,439 --> 01:03:56,441 Who has the red ticket? 1457 01:03:57,137 --> 01:03:59,836 [tense music] 1458 01:04:05,667 --> 01:04:07,713 - Not gonna find it [laughs]. 1459 01:04:10,411 --> 01:04:13,110 [tense music] 1460 01:04:14,285 --> 01:04:16,026 - Find the ticket. 1461 01:04:17,636 --> 01:04:20,421 Somebody has to have the ticket, for God's sake. 1462 01:04:20,552 --> 01:04:24,512 There's a man on stage with a tank of water on his head. 1463 01:04:26,427 --> 01:04:28,865 Who has the freaking ticket? 1464 01:04:30,997 --> 01:04:32,564 We gonna let him drown? 1465 01:04:34,827 --> 01:04:36,263 Find the ticket. 1466 01:04:36,394 --> 01:04:38,657 [Sam gurgling] 1467 01:04:38,787 --> 01:04:43,401 [glass shatters] [audience gasps] 1468 01:04:43,531 --> 01:04:48,885 - So you want to go fishing with grandpa, huh Sam? 1469 01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:51,888 You belong here on stage with me. 1470 01:04:52,018 --> 01:04:54,978 I took care of Van Sickle, wonder who's next. 1471 01:04:55,108 --> 01:04:59,156 - Best luck to Sam Reinhold, but the show must go on. 1472 01:04:59,286 --> 01:05:03,682 So give us 10 minutes and we'll bring Rob Plyman back out. 1473 01:05:04,726 --> 01:05:07,425 [tense music] 1474 01:05:08,469 --> 01:05:09,470 - Dumb. 1475 01:05:11,820 --> 01:05:12,821 Dumb. 1476 01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:15,172 It's not funny. 1477 01:05:16,913 --> 01:05:19,916 - Put your hands together for Rob Plyman. 1478 01:05:21,308 --> 01:05:25,182 [tense music] [audience applauding] 1479 01:05:25,312 --> 01:05:26,400 Rob Plyman. 1480 01:05:27,488 --> 01:05:32,754 [tense music] [audience applauding] 1481 01:05:34,017 --> 01:05:35,627 Where are you at? 1482 01:05:36,323 --> 01:05:37,324 Rob? 1483 01:05:38,108 --> 01:05:40,414 [Rob laughs] 1484 01:05:40,545 --> 01:05:42,547 - Rob Plyman. - [Clifton] Finally. 1485 01:05:42,677 --> 01:05:44,244 - Yeah. 1486 01:05:44,375 --> 01:05:45,463 - What's sure to be another electrifying performance, 1487 01:05:45,593 --> 01:05:47,291 Rob Plyman, everyone. 1488 01:05:47,421 --> 01:05:49,597 - Hey, hey. 1489 01:05:49,728 --> 01:05:50,729 Give up for him, huh? 1490 01:05:50,859 --> 01:05:52,513 What a guy, whoa. 1491 01:05:52,644 --> 01:05:55,734 [audience applauding] 1492 01:05:55,864 --> 01:05:57,301 So I guess this is what it's like 1493 01:05:57,431 --> 01:06:00,173 to be a proctologist in Keebler factory, huh? 1494 01:06:00,304 --> 01:06:01,522 Huh? 1495 01:06:01,653 --> 01:06:03,611 Oh, you guys don't like cookies? 1496 01:06:03,742 --> 01:06:06,136 [tense music] 1497 01:06:06,266 --> 01:06:08,094 Well, this guy looks familiar, huh? 1498 01:06:09,269 --> 01:06:10,531 - [Audience Member] You suck. 1499 01:06:10,662 --> 01:06:11,532 [audience member speaks indistinctly] 1500 01:06:11,663 --> 01:06:12,881 - Hey, piss off. 1501 01:06:13,012 --> 01:06:17,974 [audience jeering] [tense music] 1502 01:06:21,499 --> 01:06:23,370 - You know, you do look like Sam. 1503 01:06:23,501 --> 01:06:25,024 Even the eyes are dead. 1504 01:06:25,155 --> 01:06:26,025 [Rob laughs] 1505 01:06:26,156 --> 01:06:27,461 [flesh squelching] 1506 01:06:27,592 --> 01:06:28,375 Hey. 1507 01:06:28,506 --> 01:06:30,334 Hey. 1508 01:06:30,464 --> 01:06:33,076 Get it off me. 1509 01:06:33,206 --> 01:06:37,210 [audience members screaming] 1510 01:06:42,955 --> 01:06:45,827 [phone ringing] 1511 01:06:48,395 --> 01:06:49,396 - Hello? 1512 01:06:50,571 --> 01:06:51,572 - [Virginia] Hey, Melvin, it's Virginia, 1513 01:06:51,703 --> 01:06:53,052 sorry for the late call. 1514 01:06:53,183 --> 01:06:55,794 - Oh, no, no, no, I was up anyway waiting to see 1515 01:06:55,924 --> 01:06:58,536 if the Giants could get a hit. 1516 01:06:59,319 --> 01:07:00,146 What's up? 1517 01:07:00,277 --> 01:07:01,234 - [Virginia] It's Sam. 1518 01:07:02,583 --> 01:07:04,063 He wanted me to call you, he's in the hospital. 1519 01:07:04,194 --> 01:07:05,021 - Hospital? 1520 01:07:05,151 --> 01:07:06,022 - He's all right. 1521 01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:10,374 Don't worry, he's okay. 1522 01:07:13,246 --> 01:07:15,074 They said chances are he's gonna spend the night 1523 01:07:15,205 --> 01:07:16,162 at the hospital. 1524 01:07:16,293 --> 01:07:17,642 Are you okay on your own? 1525 01:07:17,772 --> 01:07:18,773 - [Grandpa] That's very kind of you to ask. 1526 01:07:18,904 --> 01:07:20,210 Yeah, I'll be fine. 1527 01:07:21,472 --> 01:07:26,433 - Speaking of Sam, can I ask you a question? 1528 01:07:27,260 --> 01:07:28,305 - [Grandpa] Yeah? 1529 01:07:29,654 --> 01:07:31,047 - He seems different. 1530 01:07:32,744 --> 01:07:34,093 Is he different to you? 1531 01:07:35,312 --> 01:07:38,837 - Well, Virginia, he's very big-time now, 1532 01:07:38,967 --> 01:07:43,102 and that's a very big change for some people to adjust to. 1533 01:07:43,233 --> 01:07:45,278 But I think just hang tight, girl, 1534 01:07:45,409 --> 01:07:48,934 because the Sam that you know and love, 1535 01:07:50,022 --> 01:07:51,632 he's gonna come back. 1536 01:07:52,981 --> 01:07:54,287 - Right. 1537 01:07:54,418 --> 01:07:55,680 I wanna believe that. 1538 01:07:56,550 --> 01:07:58,378 I'll check in with you tomorrow. 1539 01:07:58,509 --> 01:08:01,512 - Virginia, now you sound worried. 1540 01:08:02,861 --> 01:08:05,472 Do you think Sammy's gonna be okay? 1541 01:08:06,517 --> 01:08:08,997 - I hope so, but I wanna make sure. 1542 01:08:09,128 --> 01:08:10,912 I need to check something out. 1543 01:08:12,044 --> 01:08:13,611 - You know, my daddy used to say 1544 01:08:13,741 --> 01:08:17,093 that a good woman could see into the soul of a man. 1545 01:08:18,703 --> 01:08:19,747 He was right. 1546 01:08:21,532 --> 01:08:22,750 Thanks for the call. 1547 01:08:23,664 --> 01:08:24,883 - Goodnight, Melvin. 1548 01:08:27,059 --> 01:08:29,583 - [Grandpa] Increase oxygen levels. 1549 01:08:30,497 --> 01:08:33,152 [tense music] 1550 01:08:39,506 --> 01:08:42,422 [dramatic music] 1551 01:08:58,134 --> 01:08:59,831 - Hi, do you still have this book? 1552 01:08:59,961 --> 01:09:02,921 [dramatic music] 1553 01:09:05,228 --> 01:09:06,272 [bell dings] 1554 01:09:06,403 --> 01:09:09,319 [dramatic music] 1555 01:09:14,672 --> 01:09:15,673 Thank you. 1556 01:09:15,803 --> 01:09:18,763 [dramatic music] 1557 01:09:55,539 --> 01:09:56,714 Thank you. 1558 01:09:56,844 --> 01:09:59,543 [tense music] 1559 01:10:09,727 --> 01:10:12,730 [pages shuffling] 1560 01:10:15,341 --> 01:10:16,777 "To the ancient Greeks, 1561 01:10:16,908 --> 01:10:18,475 ventriloquism was considered a means 1562 01:10:18,605 --> 01:10:21,129 by which the living could talk to the dead. 1563 01:10:22,609 --> 01:10:24,045 Ventriloquism may serve as a portal between both worlds. 1564 01:10:24,176 --> 01:10:25,699 When a portal is opened, 1565 01:10:25,830 --> 01:10:27,658 a beloved being or an aggressive presence may pass 1566 01:10:27,788 --> 01:10:30,835 with the help of a guide who has one foot in both worlds. 1567 01:10:30,965 --> 01:10:31,923 Lacking, in most cases, 1568 01:10:32,053 --> 01:10:33,533 a physical husk, the mimic, 1569 01:10:33,664 --> 01:10:35,840 a word derived from Mesopotamian god Mem-Mec." 1570 01:10:35,970 --> 01:10:37,537 - I'm here to warn you. 1571 01:10:37,668 --> 01:10:40,714 Mem-Mec is the darkness, the darkness drinks the light. 1572 01:10:42,368 --> 01:10:44,065 - "Will inhabit an object, 1573 01:10:44,196 --> 01:10:47,721 preferably one that is frequently in contact with its host." 1574 01:10:52,335 --> 01:10:54,859 "Controls it until death." 1575 01:10:54,989 --> 01:10:56,426 [Virginia gasps] 1576 01:10:56,556 --> 01:10:58,863 [tense music] 1577 01:10:58,993 --> 01:10:59,994 Sam. 1578 01:11:22,669 --> 01:11:24,062 - Sam. 1579 01:11:24,192 --> 01:11:25,019 Watch out. 1580 01:11:25,150 --> 01:11:26,325 Mem-Mec wants your- 1581 01:11:26,456 --> 01:11:29,502 [flesh squelches] 1582 01:11:29,633 --> 01:11:32,288 [engine revs] 1583 01:11:33,898 --> 01:11:36,901 [Grandpa wheezes] 1584 01:11:38,206 --> 01:11:40,426 - I'm not getting anything out of this damn thing. 1585 01:11:42,776 --> 01:11:44,952 Increase oxygen levels. 1586 01:11:45,083 --> 01:11:45,779 [machine beeps] 1587 01:11:45,910 --> 01:11:47,520 [oxygen hisses] 1588 01:11:47,651 --> 01:11:48,608 Okay. 1589 01:11:52,264 --> 01:11:53,613 That's better. 1590 01:11:53,744 --> 01:11:54,832 Now we're talking. 1591 01:11:57,574 --> 01:12:00,838 Okay. 1592 01:12:00,968 --> 01:12:03,884 Now let's see if we get a run here. 1593 01:12:04,015 --> 01:12:05,625 Oh, Sam? 1594 01:12:05,756 --> 01:12:07,192 - [Desmond] Hey, grandpa. 1595 01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:08,454 - Virginia called me. 1596 01:12:08,585 --> 01:12:10,238 Why didn't you call me? 1597 01:12:10,369 --> 01:12:12,893 - [Desmond] I just had the strangest 24 hours of my life. 1598 01:12:13,024 --> 01:12:14,242 How'd you sleep? 1599 01:12:14,373 --> 01:12:15,679 - I didn't sleep, I didn't sleep. 1600 01:12:15,809 --> 01:12:17,724 These heart meds are just killing me. 1601 01:12:17,855 --> 01:12:19,944 Could you come down here and take a look at this thing? 1602 01:12:20,074 --> 01:12:23,034 I mean, it's giving me trouble. 1603 01:12:23,164 --> 01:12:26,080 - [Desmond] Why don't you try to get some sleep, Grandpa? 1604 01:12:26,211 --> 01:12:27,343 - Ah, wait. 1605 01:12:28,431 --> 01:12:31,564 [Grandpa wheezing] 1606 01:12:37,701 --> 01:12:38,658 Sam? 1607 01:12:40,007 --> 01:12:40,834 Sam where did you- 1608 01:12:40,965 --> 01:12:42,358 [Grandpa screams] 1609 01:12:42,488 --> 01:12:43,489 - [Desmond] Increase oxygen level to 100%. 1610 01:12:43,620 --> 01:12:45,361 - [Grandpa] Yes, yes. 1611 01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:49,800 Thank you [indistinct]. 1612 01:12:49,930 --> 01:12:52,629 [tense music] 1613 01:12:54,021 --> 01:12:55,371 [Grandpa gasping] 1614 01:12:55,501 --> 01:12:56,459 Sam. 1615 01:12:59,592 --> 01:13:04,815 [Grandpa gasping] [tense music] 1616 01:13:07,121 --> 01:13:08,732 [oxygen hissing] 1617 01:13:08,862 --> 01:13:14,172 [Grandpa gasping] [tense music] 1618 01:13:15,042 --> 01:13:15,826 - [Desmond] Machine turn off. 1619 01:13:16,870 --> 01:13:21,832 [Grandpa gasping] [tense music] 1620 01:13:36,063 --> 01:13:38,762 [tense music] 1621 01:13:41,895 --> 01:13:43,897 - Melvin Reinhold was an exemplary soldier, 1622 01:13:44,028 --> 01:13:48,467 one who sacrificed himself both on and off the battlefield. 1623 01:13:48,598 --> 01:13:52,776 The Talmud tells us, save one life, save the entire world. 1624 01:13:52,906 --> 01:13:56,475 When Melvin saved the lives of every man in his platoon 1625 01:13:56,606 --> 01:13:58,303 during the January 10 Offensive, 1626 01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:01,349 he saved entire worlds for future generations 1627 01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:03,003 of all those families. 1628 01:14:03,134 --> 01:14:06,790 And Melvin loved his fly fishing, largely, I believe, 1629 01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:09,270 for the memory-making opportunities it afforded him 1630 01:14:09,401 --> 01:14:11,359 with his beloved grandson, Sam. 1631 01:14:12,230 --> 01:14:13,840 In this book, 1632 01:14:13,971 --> 01:14:17,104 we're taught that greater love hath no man than this, 1633 01:14:17,235 --> 01:14:21,195 that a man lay down his life for his friends. 1634 01:14:21,326 --> 01:14:23,937 Our friend Melvin was this man. 1635 01:14:25,199 --> 01:14:26,505 Sam. 1636 01:14:26,636 --> 01:14:29,421 [gentle music] 1637 01:14:32,076 --> 01:14:34,992 [birds chirping] 1638 01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:40,345 [gentle music] 1639 01:14:59,538 --> 01:15:00,278 - Thank you. 1640 01:15:00,408 --> 01:15:01,671 Thank you. 1641 01:15:01,801 --> 01:15:04,848 [gentle music] 1642 01:15:04,978 --> 01:15:05,892 - [Attendee] God bless you. 1643 01:15:06,023 --> 01:15:09,417 - Thank you, Sir. 1644 01:15:09,548 --> 01:15:12,246 [tense music] 1645 01:15:16,337 --> 01:15:19,340 Hey, you got some balls showing up here. 1646 01:15:19,471 --> 01:15:21,038 - I am doing my job. 1647 01:15:21,168 --> 01:15:23,823 And it's in your best interest for you to do yours. 1648 01:15:23,954 --> 01:15:25,172 - You know what? 1649 01:15:25,303 --> 01:15:26,652 I want out. 1650 01:15:26,783 --> 01:15:29,133 I want out, I'm done. 1651 01:15:29,263 --> 01:15:31,352 - You are bound by your contract, 1652 01:15:31,483 --> 01:15:34,442 the same contract that has lined your pockets 1653 01:15:34,573 --> 01:15:36,662 and placed you on the world stage. 1654 01:15:36,793 --> 01:15:40,492 Your agent doesn't take kindly to broken contracts. 1655 01:15:42,494 --> 01:15:43,843 [punch thuds] [Sam groans] 1656 01:15:43,974 --> 01:15:45,062 [Virginia gasps] 1657 01:15:45,192 --> 01:15:49,283 [Sam gasping] [tense music] 1658 01:15:49,414 --> 01:15:50,894 An invitation was delivered. 1659 01:15:51,024 --> 01:15:55,899 Our client needs you on stage tonight performing, 1660 01:15:57,291 --> 01:16:00,338 or I'll show you how suffocating show business can get. 1661 01:16:01,469 --> 01:16:04,385 [tense music] 1662 01:16:04,516 --> 01:16:05,386 [Sam clears throat] 1663 01:16:05,517 --> 01:16:07,954 [footsteps receding] 1664 01:16:08,085 --> 01:16:13,351 [tense music] [Sam panting] 1665 01:16:20,097 --> 01:16:20,880 - You okay? 1666 01:16:21,011 --> 01:16:21,707 - [Sam] Yeah. 1667 01:16:21,838 --> 01:16:22,752 - Stop. 1668 01:16:22,882 --> 01:16:24,318 Are you okay? 1669 01:16:24,449 --> 01:16:29,585 - No. 1670 01:16:30,368 --> 01:16:33,327 [engine revving] 1671 01:16:38,811 --> 01:16:42,946 Every time I perform, I don't know, I feel like, 1672 01:16:44,164 --> 01:16:46,123 it's like I lose a little bit of myself. 1673 01:16:46,253 --> 01:16:47,690 - He's changing you. 1674 01:16:47,820 --> 01:16:48,821 - Yeah, but you don't understand, Virginia, 1675 01:16:48,952 --> 01:16:50,257 I don't have a choice. 1676 01:16:51,345 --> 01:16:54,087 - You need to make a choice, Sam. 1677 01:16:54,218 --> 01:16:55,480 What do you wanna do? 1678 01:16:56,437 --> 01:16:59,397 [tense music] [heart beating] 1679 01:16:59,527 --> 01:17:01,312 - There's only one thing to do. 1680 01:17:02,052 --> 01:17:03,793 Fergus needs to retire. 1681 01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:08,580 [dramatic music] 1682 01:17:28,948 --> 01:17:32,517 [wood chipper chugging] 1683 01:17:34,475 --> 01:17:37,000 - Vaya con Dios, hombrecito. 1684 01:17:38,175 --> 01:17:39,829 - Break a leg, Fergus. 1685 01:17:42,266 --> 01:17:45,182 [dramatic music] 1686 01:17:47,010 --> 01:17:50,535 [wood chipper whirring] 1687 01:17:57,716 --> 01:17:59,196 Should we get outta Reno? 1688 01:17:59,326 --> 01:18:01,851 Let's just go away and hide out. 1689 01:18:01,981 --> 01:18:02,634 - No. 1690 01:18:02,765 --> 01:18:03,766 No hiding. 1691 01:18:04,854 --> 01:18:06,682 If they want you to keep performing, 1692 01:18:07,770 --> 01:18:09,380 you should give them a performance. 1693 01:18:12,383 --> 01:18:13,384 - How? 1694 01:18:14,472 --> 01:18:17,562 I just turned Fergus into sawdust. 1695 01:18:17,693 --> 01:18:22,045 - I wish you could see yourself the way I see you. 1696 01:18:23,437 --> 01:18:25,091 You're brilliant, Sam Reinhold. 1697 01:18:25,222 --> 01:18:27,615 You don't need Fergus, 1698 01:18:27,746 --> 01:18:30,270 you don't need anyone to help you shine. 1699 01:18:32,969 --> 01:18:35,232 [gentle music] 1700 01:18:35,362 --> 01:18:36,929 - That's not true. 1701 01:18:37,060 --> 01:18:39,802 [gentle music] 1702 01:18:53,380 --> 01:18:54,468 I need you. 1703 01:18:55,208 --> 01:18:57,950 [gentle music] 1704 01:19:01,737 --> 01:19:04,565 - [Tony] I couldn't be happier to welcome back to Shims, 1705 01:19:04,696 --> 01:19:09,309 the one, the only, on the stage where it all began, 1706 01:19:10,180 --> 01:19:11,442 Sam Reinhold. 1707 01:19:12,356 --> 01:19:14,924 - Get out there and crush it. 1708 01:19:16,186 --> 01:19:17,187 - Hey. 1709 01:19:18,101 --> 01:19:19,058 Fuerte. 1710 01:19:22,714 --> 01:19:25,848 [tense music] 1711 01:19:25,978 --> 01:19:29,373 [audience applauding] 1712 01:19:31,027 --> 01:19:33,725 [tense music] 1713 01:19:36,249 --> 01:19:41,602 - Well, well, well, if it isn't my little friend, Fergus. 1714 01:19:43,169 --> 01:19:46,651 You know, Fergus, all work and no play makes Sam a dull boy. 1715 01:19:46,782 --> 01:19:49,828 [audience laughs] 1716 01:19:54,267 --> 01:19:57,923 [tense music] [reality trills] 1717 01:19:58,054 --> 01:19:59,795 - Oh, well. 1718 01:20:00,839 --> 01:20:02,058 [Fergus laughs] 1719 01:20:02,188 --> 01:20:04,016 [audience laughs] 1720 01:20:04,147 --> 01:20:05,017 Hi everybody. 1721 01:20:05,148 --> 01:20:06,497 I heard grandpa 1722 01:20:06,627 --> 01:20:08,629 was finally able to get the rest that he needed. 1723 01:20:08,760 --> 01:20:11,894 That geezer sure is a breath of fresh air. 1724 01:20:12,633 --> 01:20:14,853 Oh, Sam, I think we need 1725 01:20:14,984 --> 01:20:17,247 to catch these five folks up, don't you? 1726 01:20:18,378 --> 01:20:19,945 Oh, what's the matter, Sam? 1727 01:20:20,076 --> 01:20:22,208 Does the cat got your tongue? 1728 01:20:22,339 --> 01:20:25,951 Anybody ever heard of the Super Duper Superstore? 1729 01:20:26,082 --> 01:20:30,869 Well, it looks like it's gonna need a cleanup 1730 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:32,436 in the basement. 1731 01:20:33,916 --> 01:20:36,832 It's like a murder scene down there. 1732 01:20:36,962 --> 01:20:38,529 - Get him off the stage now. 1733 01:20:38,659 --> 01:20:40,705 - No, I think it's part of the act. 1734 01:20:43,751 --> 01:20:46,189 We got a little visitor. 1735 01:20:46,319 --> 01:20:48,365 Hi, Virginia. 1736 01:20:49,714 --> 01:20:52,021 Does everybody want to hear me do an impersonation 1737 01:20:52,151 --> 01:20:53,370 of Virginia's dad? 1738 01:20:53,500 --> 01:20:55,720 Ola mija, do I love you this much? 1739 01:20:55,851 --> 01:20:56,677 No. 1740 01:20:56,808 --> 01:21:01,030 I love you this much. 1741 01:21:02,292 --> 01:21:03,859 [audience gasps] 1742 01:21:03,989 --> 01:21:06,600 [body thuds] 1743 01:21:07,427 --> 01:21:09,516 - Sam, are you okay? 1744 01:21:09,647 --> 01:21:10,343 Are you okay? 1745 01:21:10,474 --> 01:21:12,215 - What happened? 1746 01:21:12,345 --> 01:21:14,478 - You have to end this. 1747 01:21:15,305 --> 01:21:17,568 [tense music] 1748 01:21:17,698 --> 01:21:21,006 [footsteps thudding] 1749 01:21:29,188 --> 01:21:30,146 - Hello? 1750 01:21:31,974 --> 01:21:32,931 Hello. 1751 01:21:36,152 --> 01:21:36,979 Hello. 1752 01:21:37,109 --> 01:21:40,156 [voices chanting] 1753 01:21:43,333 --> 01:21:44,421 Hello. 1754 01:21:44,551 --> 01:21:47,641 [voices chanting] 1755 01:21:57,434 --> 01:22:02,700 [tense music] [voices whispering] 1756 01:22:04,049 --> 01:22:05,529 [door thuds] 1757 01:22:05,659 --> 01:22:08,358 - Please Sam, join us. 1758 01:22:08,488 --> 01:22:09,925 - [Sam] Desmond? 1759 01:22:10,055 --> 01:22:14,494 - Sam, my client has enjoyed working with you, 1760 01:22:15,626 --> 01:22:17,541 and you are almost ready for the big stage. 1761 01:22:17,671 --> 01:22:21,153 - Listen, I don't know what kind of sick shit 1762 01:22:21,284 --> 01:22:22,502 that's going on here. 1763 01:22:23,373 --> 01:22:24,809 I don't want any part of it. 1764 01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:26,942 I don't want a part of you anymore, I'm done. 1765 01:22:27,072 --> 01:22:28,987 - Not according to your contract. 1766 01:22:29,118 --> 01:22:31,816 - Listen, lady, you took everything from me. 1767 01:22:32,817 --> 01:22:34,253 I want my life back. 1768 01:22:35,341 --> 01:22:37,300 - It's funny you should put it that way 1769 01:22:38,214 --> 01:22:40,129 because I gave you everything. 1770 01:22:40,956 --> 01:22:42,958 Your old life was pathetic. 1771 01:22:43,784 --> 01:22:46,091 Desmond, my book of names. 1772 01:22:48,746 --> 01:22:52,532 You know, Dom Fletcher had a similar contract to yours, 1773 01:22:52,663 --> 01:22:54,578 then he refused to perform. 1774 01:22:55,622 --> 01:22:57,450 It didn't end well for Dom. 1775 01:22:57,581 --> 01:23:02,890 Now your contract, Samuel M. Reinhold, 1776 01:23:03,587 --> 01:23:05,067 is also still in vigor. 1777 01:23:05,197 --> 01:23:08,722 So I suggest that you continue to perform 1778 01:23:08,853 --> 01:23:10,507 for Mem-Mec through Fergus. 1779 01:23:10,637 --> 01:23:12,813 - No, never again. 1780 01:23:12,944 --> 01:23:15,642 [tense music] 1781 01:23:17,905 --> 01:23:22,562 - Well, there is one way out of your contract. 1782 01:23:22,693 --> 01:23:24,216 It's simple. 1783 01:23:24,347 --> 01:23:28,568 In the contract that you signed of your own free will, 1784 01:23:29,439 --> 01:23:31,528 you agreed that to break it, 1785 01:23:32,790 --> 01:23:36,359 you'd be willing to give us what we want. 1786 01:23:38,230 --> 01:23:40,537 So if you want out, 1787 01:23:42,452 --> 01:23:45,107 it's time to make a little sacrifice, Sam. 1788 01:23:46,412 --> 01:23:48,371 - You want me to make a sacrifice? 1789 01:23:49,285 --> 01:23:51,026 You can go to hell. 1790 01:23:52,114 --> 01:23:57,380 [tense music] [Sam grunting] 1791 01:23:57,989 --> 01:23:59,599 - These punks. 1792 01:23:59,730 --> 01:24:02,559 They think contracts were made for breaking, don't they? 1793 01:24:03,603 --> 01:24:06,780 [Desmond laughs] [voices chanting] 1794 01:24:06,911 --> 01:24:09,435 Oh, Sam, you break, you buy. 1795 01:24:13,483 --> 01:24:15,702 Sarah, bring me Fergus. 1796 01:24:15,833 --> 01:24:18,792 [dramatic music] 1797 01:24:24,059 --> 01:24:26,844 - Where the heck are you, Sam? 1798 01:24:27,584 --> 01:24:29,499 - Prepare the exchange. 1799 01:24:29,629 --> 01:24:34,895 [voices chanting] [dramatic music] 1800 01:24:35,505 --> 01:24:36,636 Hurry, Sarah. 1801 01:24:36,767 --> 01:24:39,465 [tense music] 1802 01:24:42,207 --> 01:24:46,211 [voices talking indistinctly] 1803 01:25:07,232 --> 01:25:09,930 [tense music] 1804 01:25:20,027 --> 01:25:22,900 [blood patters] 1805 01:25:26,295 --> 01:25:27,339 - Sam? 1806 01:25:27,470 --> 01:25:30,473 [voices chanting] 1807 01:25:33,998 --> 01:25:34,999 Sam. 1808 01:25:36,087 --> 01:25:41,048 [voices chanting] [tense music] 1809 01:25:56,325 --> 01:25:58,892 [taser zaps] 1810 01:26:00,764 --> 01:26:01,765 Sam? 1811 01:26:05,856 --> 01:26:07,118 - Don't stop. 1812 01:26:08,424 --> 01:26:09,947 - [Virginia] Are you okay? 1813 01:26:12,776 --> 01:26:14,299 - [Madam] Hello, puppet. 1814 01:26:14,430 --> 01:26:15,866 What is it you want? 1815 01:26:15,996 --> 01:26:18,347 - I wanna see Sam's contract with your agency. 1816 01:26:18,477 --> 01:26:20,827 Show me 'cause I'm sure whatever this is 1817 01:26:20,958 --> 01:26:23,830 depends on his consent, which you don't have. 1818 01:26:23,961 --> 01:26:26,659 [tense music] 1819 01:26:31,490 --> 01:26:34,232 [blood sloshing] 1820 01:26:34,363 --> 01:26:36,713 Here, article three, section 16, 1821 01:26:36,843 --> 01:26:39,281 "If however the Signee can provide a willing proxy 1822 01:26:39,411 --> 01:26:41,021 or stand-in for their obligations 1823 01:26:41,152 --> 01:26:44,547 or if an independent party of their own free will 1824 01:26:44,677 --> 01:26:46,505 fulfills the obligation and the facilitation 1825 01:26:46,636 --> 01:26:50,422 of this contract for Signee, said action shall render 1826 01:26:50,553 --> 01:26:53,077 this agreement null and void for Signee." 1827 01:26:56,385 --> 01:26:57,429 I'll do it. 1828 01:26:59,649 --> 01:27:01,216 Whatever it is, I'll do it. 1829 01:27:01,346 --> 01:27:02,478 - How strange. 1830 01:27:04,131 --> 01:27:06,221 That hasn't happened for centuries. 1831 01:27:08,440 --> 01:27:09,441 - Sam. 1832 01:27:09,572 --> 01:27:12,314 [gentle music] 1833 01:27:22,149 --> 01:27:23,673 I love you, Sam. 1834 01:27:26,023 --> 01:27:29,722 I've loved you from the moment we met. 1835 01:27:29,853 --> 01:27:32,638 [gentle music] 1836 01:27:35,032 --> 01:27:37,034 I know you'd do the same for me. 1837 01:27:37,164 --> 01:27:39,950 [gentle music] 1838 01:27:41,865 --> 01:27:44,824 [dramatic music] 1839 01:27:55,182 --> 01:27:56,401 [Virginia gasps] 1840 01:27:56,532 --> 01:28:01,711 [Virginia panting] [tense music] 1841 01:28:11,155 --> 01:28:13,505 - [Desmond] We have our portion. 1842 01:28:13,636 --> 01:28:15,333 What we need is ours. 1843 01:28:16,378 --> 01:28:17,944 - Dump them on the beach. 1844 01:28:18,858 --> 01:28:20,773 Make it look like an overdose. 1845 01:28:20,904 --> 01:28:23,602 [tense music] 1846 01:28:27,737 --> 01:28:30,261 [Sam gasps] 1847 01:28:33,873 --> 01:28:35,310 - I'm so sorry. 1848 01:28:37,399 --> 01:28:38,617 No. 1849 01:28:38,748 --> 01:28:39,966 Hey. 1850 01:28:40,097 --> 01:28:42,882 [gentle music] 1851 01:28:44,319 --> 01:28:45,320 Hey. 1852 01:28:47,409 --> 01:28:48,235 Hey. 1853 01:28:48,366 --> 01:28:49,367 Virginia. 1854 01:28:50,890 --> 01:28:52,283 Forgive me. 1855 01:28:52,414 --> 01:28:53,502 Forgive me. 1856 01:28:55,025 --> 01:28:57,288 [Virginia coughs] 1857 01:28:57,419 --> 01:29:00,204 [gentle music] 1858 01:29:01,901 --> 01:29:03,033 Hey. 1859 01:29:03,163 --> 01:29:04,164 Hey, hey. 1860 01:29:06,036 --> 01:29:07,907 Hey, it's all right. 1861 01:29:08,691 --> 01:29:11,607 [dramatic music] 1862 01:29:28,363 --> 01:29:29,799 - All of a sudden over the last couple of weeks, 1863 01:29:29,929 --> 01:29:33,063 Sam Reinhold has gone completely silent. 1864 01:29:33,193 --> 01:29:34,891 It's as if he faked his own death 1865 01:29:35,021 --> 01:29:37,415 and just, poof, disappeared from the face of the earth. 1866 01:29:37,546 --> 01:29:39,417 Well, wherever he is, I miss the guy. 1867 01:29:39,548 --> 01:29:42,420 So in honor of Sam Reinhold and Fergus, 1868 01:29:42,551 --> 01:29:45,118 everybody meet Eduardo. 1869 01:29:45,249 --> 01:29:46,206 [audience members laugh] 1870 01:29:46,337 --> 01:29:47,512 Thank you. 1871 01:29:47,643 --> 01:29:50,254 Eduardo, fun fact, is from Austria, 1872 01:29:50,385 --> 01:29:53,300 and he only has a couple sentences but it'll work. 1873 01:29:53,431 --> 01:29:55,390 Eduardo, how you doing today, buddy? 1874 01:29:55,520 --> 01:29:56,391 [Will grunts] 1875 01:29:56,521 --> 01:29:57,957 [audience laughs] 1876 01:29:58,088 --> 01:29:59,568 Okay, that's one way to answer a question. 1877 01:29:59,698 --> 01:30:01,134 That's fine, Eduardo. 1878 01:30:02,048 --> 01:30:03,398 Have you gone around the city? 1879 01:30:03,528 --> 01:30:04,529 Have you checked anything out? 1880 01:30:04,660 --> 01:30:06,444 Get to the chopper. 1881 01:30:06,575 --> 01:30:08,272 Oh, okay. 1882 01:30:08,403 --> 01:30:09,360 Thank y'all so much. 1883 01:30:09,491 --> 01:30:10,709 I'm Will Rhodes. 1884 01:30:10,840 --> 01:30:11,667 Thank you guys. 1885 01:30:11,797 --> 01:30:13,973 Yeah, thank you so much. 1886 01:30:14,104 --> 01:30:17,760 [patrons chattering] 1887 01:30:17,890 --> 01:30:19,718 - Hey Will, nice set. 1888 01:30:19,849 --> 01:30:21,111 - Hey Jerry. 1889 01:30:21,241 --> 01:30:22,242 - Look at this fancy letter I just got. 1890 01:30:22,373 --> 01:30:23,679 It's addressed to you. 1891 01:30:24,549 --> 01:30:25,724 And if it's what I think it is, 1892 01:30:25,855 --> 01:30:28,031 your ship has finally arrived. 1893 01:30:28,161 --> 01:30:30,207 These gray skies are gonna clear up, 1894 01:30:30,337 --> 01:30:32,731 so put on a happy face. 1895 01:30:32,862 --> 01:30:33,558 - Thanks Jerry. 1896 01:30:33,689 --> 01:30:35,125 - Hey, Andy. 1897 01:30:35,255 --> 01:30:38,520 [footsteps receding] 1898 01:30:39,259 --> 01:30:40,609 - Okay. 1899 01:30:40,739 --> 01:30:46,049 [tense music] [patrons chattering] 1900 01:31:00,933 --> 01:31:03,675 [lively music] 1901 01:32:29,544 --> 01:32:32,503 [dramatic music]